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  1. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Since this is an issue and I am a woman it belongs here. I also thought it might help any other ladies that consider doing this or explain to any guys why we aren't talking to them anymore.

    I recently posted my MSN name on my profile. Mainly because my yahoo totally quit working on me and i cant sign in to get all of my buddies names to transfer them over to yahoo. I figured it would be easier to let them add my new name onto their lists. I also figured if someone got stupid i'd just put them on ignore. Plus there are all sorts of interesting personalities that might pop me messages.

    I just wanted to let the current and future irritating people know...

    I am not always at my computer. So popping me IMs hourly saying "Are you there?" is going to land you on ignore. I'm not always able to talk. I might pop on to my computer for a minute or two and then have to leave.

    I don't have my MSN published so i can watch you masturbate. PERIOD. Can you imagine how many times i get prompted for this and if i entertained everyone of them? Sorry to burst your happy little bubble there. I'm a pretty intellectual person and if you can't carry on decent conversation outside of your dick, you will be ignored.

    When i say that i don't cam, it's because i dont want to. Respect that. This also doesn't mean that i want to watch you cam- especially when you don't even have photos on your LPSG profile! Sometimes i might get a hankering to watch a really hot guy, but often I am on the go or my child is running around the house. I've had several guys try to tell me to put my child to bed or distract her long enough so they can whip out their dick on cam. How pathetic.

    We all like compliments, I am no different than the next person, but it's awkward as hell to have someone grovel. It makes most women uncomfortable to be talked to like this:

    "OMG, i can't believe i'm really talking to you!"​

    "Sorry if i'm still in awe that you are actually talking to ME"​

    "I'm just amazed that you would take the time out of your schedule to speak with me of all people"​
    It freaks us out, sounds stalkerish and you who do that do tend to send those hourly "Hey Sexy! Are you there?" messages ironically.

    If you feel compelled to add me to your messenger...be prepared to carry on some conversation, be interesting and don't be offended if i don't want to cam with you because its often a matter of convenience......or you freaked me out right off the bat.

    If only more interesting and intelligent men sent us messages and less freaky ones you might see more women around here have their messenger name on their profile. Strangely my signature about how i will talk about necrophillia and scat if you irritate me has not been a deterent. Looks like I'm going to have to add menstrual clots and smegma to the conversation list....

    Ok, i feel much better now. I'm going to go have a truffle!
     
  2. lucky8

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    i can't believe you'd post your msn name here...that would drive me insane
     
  3. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    I've not had too much problem until about 48 hours ago.
     
  4. lucky8

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    it's me, i admit it...
     
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    You're an e-celebrity :eek:
     
  7. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Then i should start charging for autographs on ebay.
     
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    The scary thing is, there's probably a ton of guys here who would buy it.
     
  9. lucky8

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    i see that as an opportunity
     
  10. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Everyone knows that all the guys on here are cheapskate free porn gurus. They wouldn't pay for anything....they probably wouldn't know how to pay on a date.
     
  11. lucky8

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    but i do see where you're coming from. straight guys, it's like when you get PMs from the same dudes over and over again asking if you wanna cam or asking questions about your dick. i'd be more willing to answer people's questions if i didn't think they were just sitting there with their dick in their hand waiting for me to respond. it's really not that hard to get girls to talk to you online if you come off as a person rather than some random horny dude with a dick. this kind of perverted antics has driven many women away from this site
     
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    Haha, don't underestimate the desperation of horny dudes on the internet. They'll pay for anythinggggg.

    Just put a dab of perfume or something on the piece of paper you autograph and it'd send them into a frenzy. They'd probably wrap it around their weiners and jerk off with it. Horny bastards :p
     
  13. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Stop giving me good marketing ideas!
     
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    There's a downside, though. They'd probably be all "I BET SHE"D THINK IT WUZ hAWT IF I SPOOGED ON TEH PIECE OF PAPAR N SENT IT BAK2 HER!!1"

    So yeah, don't send from your real address or you'll get cummy paper back.
     
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    that's what p.o. boxes are for
     
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    Yeah i think i'll start printing out their photos and urinating on them for money.
     
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    ...not to mention you could charge a premium for that for some people
     
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    Yes there are a LOT of fans of piss and even more of scat.
     
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    unfortunately i get plenty of those requests...
     
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