My new fuck friend

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I never had a real dick in my ass. I hope to have a very experimented men to fuck me for the first time. Meanwhile... this morning I took a wood garlic press, that look like this one (picture). It has a big side to press the garlic, and the other side (smaller)it's a bit round at the edge and goes smaller in the middle, then comes too large. It take a bit of time to put it in my ass, but when I put it in, I scream like a fucking hore (don't know how to write this word). And the most pleasuring things is to take it off my ass. The head of the wood garlic is bigger, so there is a bit of pain, but soon enough it's just fucking pleasure. After few time I warm up, and put it in and out, much faster. Fuck I will never look at this wood gardic press the same again. lol

Is some of your guys ever put something like that in your ass?



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Do not insert a wooden pestle into your ass.

It can splinter and you will never, ever, get it clean. It is now no longer an item for food preparation. It is a dildo. And it is a very bad dildo.

Throw it away and get a real dildo like an Aneros or Rude Boy; something to make you feel good without the risk of needing a doctor or carrying some horrible disease.
 

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why garlic press if you have vick4? he's 100% straight who sucks DICKS

Im sorry but this made me laugh. Funniest thing I read all night.
I dont know the backstory between the two, but it sounds funny.:biggrin1:

Anyway, whats up with the big print? Is that allowed? Isnt it like using all Caps which is against the rules when used excessivly?:confused:
 

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OUCH!!!! :confused:

A small .40 cucumber works just as well...and much less painful :/

Oh yeah! It doen't brake? Fuck I have to go to the supermarket today ;)

Hey guys you make me laugh. I didn't use the side where we press hte garlic (it's way too big). And It's hard wook, it doesn't brake and doesn't have crack, and now it's smell like a baby lol No but I wash it very good.

I wish I have a dildo, but I'm way to shy to buy one, and if my brother or my father would find that, my bro would laugh at me and my father would kill me.