(I hear the home phone as Im climbing the stairs from my office. I dont get there before the answer machine turns on, and I hear over the speakerphone my wife picks up from the other room. Its her cousin Shannon from California. Shannon is 48, 16 years younger than my wife, but since neither of them had a sister, they are quite close, especially considering the age difference. All the names have been changed to protect the guilty!)
My wife: Hello?
Shannon: Hi Terry!
Terry: Hey baby! How are you?
Shannon: Im good. We havent talked for a while.
Terry: No, Im sorry. Im happy to hear from you.
Shannon: Remember Edward? I told you about him?
Terry: The man at your church, right? (Shannon belongs to a Brazilian Christian sect that employs powerful psychoactive drugs as sacraments btw).
Shannon: Yep, thats him. Were going together!
Terry: You mean youre having sex?
Shannon: Oh boy are we! And guess what?
Terry: What?
Shannon: Hes huge! Really hung! The biggest guy Ive ever been with!
Terry: Oh, wow! How big?
Shannon: Oh maybe 8 inches long, but incredibly thick and the biggest head on a cock Ive ever seen! When hes fully erect its like its one-third of his cock, and it looks like a mushroom because its so big!
Terry: Oh, my! Sounds wonderful!
Shannon: Oh, it is! I cant even get the head in my mouth, I have to lick him up and down and outside. Im not used to that.
Terry: Well I can tell you how to blow a guy with a big cock, if I can remember!
(LOL both)
Shannon: I just have a small mouth, and hes, hes, well I just didnt know they came that BIG! If I could unhinge my jaw I might manage to get the head in my mouth, but its tough not to get teeth and he doesnt like that.
Terry: No, guys dont like teeth action, thats for sure!
(LOL both)
Terry: So hes really, really thick, huh?
Shannon: Oh my god! Hes long, too, but the thickness, and the size of the head, oh wow!
Terry: So youve fucked him?
Shannon: Yes! But it took almost two months before Id let that monster in me! I thought hed rip me in two!
Terry: Is he rough?
Shannon: Oh, no! He couldnt be more gentle. It really took me a while before I could handle him, though.
Terry: You doing all right now?
Shannon: Yeah!
(LOL both)
Shannon: We use lots of lube! Plus, he gets me turned on by eating me and hes really, really gentle.
Terry: Oh gosh, Im glad to hear youre having fun you were due to experience a huge cock. What happened with Bill?
Shannon: Oh, I told Bill I wanted to take a break. Guy is 50, lives with his mother and visits massage parlors. Plus, I never thought about it before, compared to Edward hes tiny! I mean, hes average or maybe a little small, but geez with Edward anyway, I like Bill he always works hard to make sure Im satisfied but for right now I want to concentrate on Edward. Bills not going anywhere.
Terry: Probably not. So are you using protection?
Shannon: No. Edward says hes exclusive with me.
Terry: Well, thats nice! I thought he had a lot of women in his life?
Shannon: Well, none that hes involved with sexually.
Terry: What about his ex-wife?
Shannon: Eve and he have been broken up around 20 years or so. Anyway, Eves a lesbian.
Terry: So she says!
Shannon: Well she has a partner.
Terry: There was a fiancée too, right?
Shannon: Christine. But they hadnt had sex for like seven years before they broke up last year.
Terry: Oh my girl do you believe everything he says?
Shannon: Well Christine is engaged to be married and is pregnant.
Terry: So whos the father?
(LOL both)
Shannon: No, really Edward and Christine are just friends and anyway Christine helps out with Michael (Edward and Eve have a developmentally disabled son named Michael now in his early 20s).
Terry: Didnt you say there was that other woman he was banging that helps care for Michael?
Shannon: Oh, Stacey. Well, yeah. He used to date her before he started seeing me. She went with Edward to visit his folks last month.
Terry: What! They had sex, too, didnt they?
Shannon: Well, Edward admitted it to me. But he doesnt like Stacey and he says hes not interested in her.
Terry: Unless shes around and youre not!
Shannon: Oh stop it. Edward is just so present when were together, so emotionally available hes not like any other man Ive been with. There has to be trust, you and Fred have it, dont you?
Terry: Well Freds not walking around with a salami between his legs and there arent at least three other women sniffing around him. I sure hope Edward doesnt hurt you!
Shannon: I can take that a number of ways!
(LOL both)
My wife: Hello?
Shannon: Hi Terry!
Terry: Hey baby! How are you?
Shannon: Im good. We havent talked for a while.
Terry: No, Im sorry. Im happy to hear from you.
Shannon: Remember Edward? I told you about him?
Terry: The man at your church, right? (Shannon belongs to a Brazilian Christian sect that employs powerful psychoactive drugs as sacraments btw).
Shannon: Yep, thats him. Were going together!
Terry: You mean youre having sex?
Shannon: Oh boy are we! And guess what?
Terry: What?
Shannon: Hes huge! Really hung! The biggest guy Ive ever been with!
Terry: Oh, wow! How big?
Shannon: Oh maybe 8 inches long, but incredibly thick and the biggest head on a cock Ive ever seen! When hes fully erect its like its one-third of his cock, and it looks like a mushroom because its so big!
Terry: Oh, my! Sounds wonderful!
Shannon: Oh, it is! I cant even get the head in my mouth, I have to lick him up and down and outside. Im not used to that.
Terry: Well I can tell you how to blow a guy with a big cock, if I can remember!
(LOL both)
Shannon: I just have a small mouth, and hes, hes, well I just didnt know they came that BIG! If I could unhinge my jaw I might manage to get the head in my mouth, but its tough not to get teeth and he doesnt like that.
Terry: No, guys dont like teeth action, thats for sure!
(LOL both)
Terry: So hes really, really thick, huh?
Shannon: Oh my god! Hes long, too, but the thickness, and the size of the head, oh wow!
Terry: So youve fucked him?
Shannon: Yes! But it took almost two months before Id let that monster in me! I thought hed rip me in two!
Terry: Is he rough?
Shannon: Oh, no! He couldnt be more gentle. It really took me a while before I could handle him, though.
Terry: You doing all right now?
Shannon: Yeah!
(LOL both)
Shannon: We use lots of lube! Plus, he gets me turned on by eating me and hes really, really gentle.
Terry: Oh gosh, Im glad to hear youre having fun you were due to experience a huge cock. What happened with Bill?
Shannon: Oh, I told Bill I wanted to take a break. Guy is 50, lives with his mother and visits massage parlors. Plus, I never thought about it before, compared to Edward hes tiny! I mean, hes average or maybe a little small, but geez with Edward anyway, I like Bill he always works hard to make sure Im satisfied but for right now I want to concentrate on Edward. Bills not going anywhere.
Terry: Probably not. So are you using protection?
Shannon: No. Edward says hes exclusive with me.
Terry: Well, thats nice! I thought he had a lot of women in his life?
Shannon: Well, none that hes involved with sexually.
Terry: What about his ex-wife?
Shannon: Eve and he have been broken up around 20 years or so. Anyway, Eves a lesbian.
Terry: So she says!
Shannon: Well she has a partner.
Terry: There was a fiancée too, right?
Shannon: Christine. But they hadnt had sex for like seven years before they broke up last year.
Terry: Oh my girl do you believe everything he says?
Shannon: Well Christine is engaged to be married and is pregnant.
Terry: So whos the father?
(LOL both)
Shannon: No, really Edward and Christine are just friends and anyway Christine helps out with Michael (Edward and Eve have a developmentally disabled son named Michael now in his early 20s).
Terry: Didnt you say there was that other woman he was banging that helps care for Michael?
Shannon: Oh, Stacey. Well, yeah. He used to date her before he started seeing me. She went with Edward to visit his folks last month.
Terry: What! They had sex, too, didnt they?
Shannon: Well, Edward admitted it to me. But he doesnt like Stacey and he says hes not interested in her.
Terry: Unless shes around and youre not!
Shannon: Oh stop it. Edward is just so present when were together, so emotionally available hes not like any other man Ive been with. There has to be trust, you and Fred have it, dont you?
Terry: Well Freds not walking around with a salami between his legs and there arent at least three other women sniffing around him. I sure hope Edward doesnt hurt you!
Shannon: I can take that a number of ways!
(LOL both)