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  1. dlcs

    dlcs New Member

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    i got some, i got some... :bounce:

    and thanks to all the advice and tips on this forum, it didn't hurt nearly as bad as i was afraid it would.

    so very glad i stumbled across lspg. :yourock:
     
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    Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Matthew

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    Way to go! Now you have to give the advice, so we can get some too.
     
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    Umm... never eat yellow snow. Yeah.

    Seriously tho, half an hour of foreplay really does do the trick. He was really afraid of hurting me, so he was very gentle... got all 8 inches inside in about two minutes because I was properly ready... and for only being with one person before me, he sure knows what the hell he's doing. Best orgasm I've had in my life.

    Off for a hot bath now...
     
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    I'll take full credit for that....athankyou.
     
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    That hour of foreplay allowd your vagina to become "tented" to accept his larger penis. Congrats! And enjoy it!
     
  7. Matthew

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    Umm... never eat yellow snow. Yeah.
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    Mm-hmm. I knew I was doing something wrong ...
     
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    Mm-hmm. I knew I was doing something wrong ...
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    No, no, don't be silly; it's good for you. It's like lemonade, just a little different, that's all.
     
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    No, no, don't be silly; it's good for you. It's like lemonade, just a little different, that's all.
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    "It's the same, only different". Wow, who's YOUR speechwriter?
     
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    "It's the same, only different". Wow, who's YOUR speechwriter?
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    I'll have you know, George Bush and I have the same speechwriter...thank you.
     
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    Yeah, I use that guy too, his talents are totally misunderestimated.
     
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    Wow, congratulations dlcs! :)

    I'm glad you enjoyed your first time with this bloke. He sounds lovely and really considerate. I love nice hot baths too - hope you got him to join you in there for hugs n giggles afterwards?

    So I guess the next test is: can he do an impression of Kenneth Williams...? ;)

    (Thanks for your kind words the other day by the way - gave me a real boost it did :hug: )

    Ian.
     
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    Enjoyed the second time, too. He really is an amazing person. Loves me completely.
    I'm slowly converting him into a Dwarfer, too. Altho he still can't get past the woman uneating the eclair in "Backwards" and the shrinking boxers in "Polymorph."

    And you are quite welcome, dear.
     
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    good job....now the trick is to do it again.......it gets better believe it or not
     
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    Congratulations, sex is cool eh?

    When you say Dwarfer you mean Red Dwarf right (its a UK comedy series)?

    Also I have a question: did it not even hurt when he had it all the way inside you? I got my dick all the way in a girl and she said it hurt (but 'in a good way'). She didn't tell me that til afterwards of course, and I did keep asking her if she was alright lol. Ta :)
     
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    I have up through Series 6 on DVD. Can't wait for 7. Loves me some Ace Rimmer. (Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.) What a guy... although the Ace wig in "Emohawk" looked like Chris had a dead badger flopping on his skull. Yikes.

    And nope, no pain. Maybe a twinge at entry but after that it was extremely comfortable. Honestly that was my biggest concern, being able to take all of it, and I did express that to him. He just winked and grinned and got down to business. Very slowly. Yeah. :smoke:
    Felt even better when I was on top.
     
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    Yeah Ace Rimmer is class! They're some of the funniest episodes :)

    Good to hear you took it all cleanly, fair play ;)
     
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    "Stoke me a clipper. Whatever."

    I was sooo close to quoting Nirvanah Crane (You make love like a Japanese meal. Small portions, but so many courses.) after the first time, but we're not really talking about small portions, are we? :wow:
     
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    He sounds great, dlcs. Hope it just keeps getting better n better, bubs!

    By the way, have you ever seen a sitcom with Chris Barrie called "The Brittas Empire"? It's very English and you might like it. It's totally different to Red Dwarf (and he's different in it too) but just thought I'd mention it hehe.

    Knight, are you old enough to remember that show mate?

    Ian.
     
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    Found "Brittas" on DVD at Borders. Will be buying, oh yes, matron.
    Am looking for "Ghostwatch", the Halloween broadcast Craig was in. No luck.
     
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