My penis got stuck in my bike chain

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  1. RagingSmallDong

    RagingSmallDong New Member

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    Today my GINORMOUS penis got stuck in my bike chain, the doctor said it'll need to be amputated. I'm worried.
     
  2. PurpleThrillHammer

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    you will be fine, they only take last couple of inches off. :wink:
     
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    That twinge in your intestines
    Put some ice on it.
     
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    Nickname yourself 'Sprocket'. Your sure to get a few laughs when people ask you why.
     
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    Seeing's how you're transgendered, I guess it won't be too devastating, 'ragingsmalldong'. :rolleyes:
     
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    That's not as bad as the guy who went skinny-dipping and a shark bit off half of his penis... The shark choked to death and now his penis is only 4 feet long.
     
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    [​IMG] oh no does ur ding-ding look like the bottle without the cap now?
     
  8. Hanger2

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    Wear the bicycle as a penis ornament.
     
  9. maxcok

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    ^ ..... or vice versa, use the penis as a bicycle ornament.
     
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