My penis got stuck in my bike chain

[RagingSmallDong]

Today my GINORMOUS penis got stuck in my bike chain, the doctor said it'll need to be amputated. I'm worried.

 

[PurpleThrillHammer]

you will be fine, they only take last couple of inches off. :wink:

 

[B_Hickboy]

Put some ice on it.

 

[185248]

Nickname yourself 'Sprocket'. Your sure to get a few laughs when people ask you why.

 

[maxcok]

Seeing's how you're transgendered, I guess it won't be too devastating, 'ragingsmalldong'.

 

[jdoe86]

That's not as bad as the guy who went skinny-dipping and a shark bit off half of his penis... The shark choked to death and now his penis is only 4 feet long.

 

[draw22]

oh no does ur ding-ding look like the bottle without the cap now?

 

[Hanger2]

Wear the bicycle as a penis ornament.

 

[maxcok]

^ ..... or vice versa, use the penis as a bicycle ornament.