"My penis has a first name...

[B_RoysToy]

Yeah, ChimeraTX, since my ex named it "Her Man", I continue to call him Herman even though he ain't her's any more. I'm looking forward to reading some sexy names, i.e., Big Schlong, Cannon, etc., from future posts to you thread.

 

[Nomad]

I named mine George a number of years ago on the spur of the moment. Don't know why. Maybe because he's curious? lol

 

[13788]

Bongermann: I named my cock polly. Just now actually... I don't know why either. *here polly... want a treat?*

 

[Pappy]

My ex-wife named mine Herman after Herman Munster. She said it was big like Herman. I named her pussy Gertrude, don't know why, I just did.

 

[prepky]

wife calls mine, either Mr Big, or cocksis maximus...go figure..

prep

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

great, now that song is stuck in my head! My husband and I have been married just over 8 yrs now. I have yet to name it....maybe something here will inspire me. ^_^

 

[Knight]

Well I just got mine the other night. At first she said Max, as in Maximus but then I said I didn't like Max. She then came up with Jim (&#33 I like Max better than Jim, will get a new name ordered soon...

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by Bongermann@Feb 16 2005, 09:24 PM
I named my cock polly. Just now actually... I don't know why either. *here polly... want a treat?*

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Pollo means cock in Spanish.

 

[B_duracock9x6]

I never had a name for my cock until I joined LPSG and my screen name became duracock9x6 as the months have rolled by a lot of people I regular chat now refer to me and my cock as simple DURA

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by jonb@Feb 17 2005, 10:41 PM
Pollo means cock in Spanish.

Actually, the Spanish word pollo means 'cock' in the sense of 'rooster'. For 'cock' = 'penis', the feminine form polla is used. No, I haven't figured that out yet. Polla is used that way only in Spain. Latin-American Spanish has other slang terms.

 

[Nomad]

I read that Dolly Parton named he breasts "shock" and "awe" after the military campaign of the same name.

 

[jonb]

Jacinto -- I was working on a pun with what Spanish I knew.

Nomad -- And the pamphlet produced before that. Basically the "Shock and Awe" pamphlet endorses state terrorism as the "new warfare".

 

[13788]

Dinky: In my wild youth my GF names him Spike! Many years later I names him "Dinky", more self-deprecating humor. Makes my knowing friends laugh and my wife blush.

 

[Dude!]

I haven't decided what to call mine yet

Though Dave Dinglebury seems like good choice

 

[dickbulge]

Still refer to my penis as "hey you!" BTW it has lots of stories to tell but I made it sign a non-disclosure agreement.

 

[godiluvabig1]

Originally posted by dickbulge@Feb 18 2005, 03:32 PM
Still refer to my penis as "hey you!" BTW it has lots of stories to tell but I made it sign a non-disclosure agreement.

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lmao... i like the non-disclosure agreement thing... nice addition...

 

[deleted62]

I had one gf name mine "Sparky" -- I think she tried to allude that it always came when she called, but it just seems like an awful nickname for it.

-Z

My two cents filed a petition for changing the name of my penis. Petition denied.

 

[Nomad]

Originally posted by gushiggins@Feb 19 2005, 06:56 PM
I had one gf name mine "Sparky" -- I think she tried to allude that it always came when she called, but it just seems like an awful nickname for it.

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That's what Beverly D'Angelo called Chevy Chase in the Vacation movies. I wouldn't mind letting her call my cock that, as long as she grants me a titty fuck.

 

[Nienna]

Originally posted by ChimeraTX@Feb 18 2005, 12:17 AM
I hope atleast one other person has seen the Oscar Mayer Bologna song commercials. :lol:

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So am I the only one who only thought of Homer?

My bologna has a first name, its H O M E R...................................

 

[FieldRatt9]

FUNNY! My first wife named my cock HOMER but not for the Simpsons character...it's because the first time she saw me naked and erect she squeeled "Man, I hit a home run!" Go figure ?