My penis is the size of a fire extinguisher....

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  1. Imported

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    Stillwantmore22: REALLY! It's 18" long and, 11"+ in girth!! When I get erect, I pass out and, never can recall what I have done while erect. This and the fact that I'm too large to have sex with other humans causes me many deep psychological issues. I have never fit in anywhere in life. I'm going to have penis reduction surgery. Please donate to my surgery fund so I can live a normal life some day? LOL yea ok.
     
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    sudas: [objectionable comment removed].

    I discovered that the above story was written shortly after a post elsewhere. The author questioned the veracity of a guy who said he was 17" long. He found that so unbelievable that he had to re-post some of the comments here.  
     
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    sammygirly: Uh yeah, I for one would prefer to not see a story featuring beastuality.

    Incest, sex with animals - hey, maybe you've got a good pedophelia one up in there. :mad:

     
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    Maximillian: sudas,

    Please note the name of this group, its not the Large Kink Support Group. I am sure there are other boards out there that would welcome your writings about illegal sexually deviant activities. I would hope no one would want you to jeopardize this forum by posting things that are related to such illegal activities.

    I am not saying I am as pure as the driven snow, far from it considering the lifestyle I lead, but I do have an brain that tells Me that certain things are downright nasty, socially unacceptable and illegal. I seriously think you need some help and My offer to find a professional near you to help you stands open.

    Maximillian
     
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    Krowax: To grow from 13x11 to 17x14 would take 1.5 liters of blood, which would result in accute blood loss to the rest of the body, and brain, which itself might result in brain damage and/or death.

    I just thought you might wanted to know for no apparent reason. :D
     
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    sudas: I don't like all this blood talk.  I think one can give a pint of blood with no ill effect.  What's the conversion?  I'm in US, but never learned English units!

    [story removed] The author, if he chooses can continue his own story.

    [sub]PS: Weber's dictionary defines fictitious as NOT FUCKING REAL.[/sub]

    PPS: how does one do that quote that gives the Date, time, and author?

    PPPS: for someone who doesn't want to read material that they find offensive, she sure keeps posting a lot on it, which keeps the thread current, instead of letting it disappear.
     
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    longelephantballs: [quote author=Stillwantmore22 link=board=Fiction;num=1061469904;start=0#0 date=08/21/03 at 05:36:04]REALLY!  It's 18" long and, 11"+ in girth!!  When I get erect, I pass out and, never can recall what I have done while erect.  This and the fact that I'm too large to have sex with other humans causes me many deep psychological issues.  I have never fit in anywhere in life.  I'm going to have penis reduction surgery.  Please donate to my surgery fund so I can live a normal life some day?  LOL yea ok.[/quote]

    Stillwantmore22,
    Love your stories, give us some more fiction. Love the way you think!
    ;) ;)
     
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    [quote author=sammygirly link=board=Fiction;num=1061469904;start=0#2 date=08/22/03 at 04:31:43]Uh yeah, I for one would prefer to not see a story featuring beastuality.

    Incest, sex with animals - hey, maybe you've got a good pedophelia one up in there.   :mad:

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    longelephantballs: jonb,
    You didn't say who you're referring to. But if you are referring to my post. I have to say. In Stillwantmore22's original post I saw no reference to beastuality nor incest. Unless it's guilt by assumption and implication. As far as pedopohlia, I assumed the 22 in his handle was his age. I didn't research any further than this post.
     
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    sammygirly: Don't help jon :D
     
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    sammygirly: [quote author=sudas link=board=Fiction;num=1061469904;start=0#1 date=08/21/03 at 21:07:30]
    I thought about posting the story of the woman who got her horse-hung husband a horse so he can have intercourse; or the girl who caught her dad with her pony.[/quote]

    That was my quote, and this is what I was referring to.
     
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    longelephantballs: [quote author=sammygirly link=board=Fiction;num=1061469904;start=0#10 date=08/25/03 at 19:51:27]

    That was my quote, and this is what I was referring to.[/quote]

    Sammygirly,
    That makes more sense to me now! Please accept my apologies.
     
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    [quote author=sammygirly link=board=Fiction;num=1061469904;start=0#9 date=08/25/03 at 19:50:15]Don't help jon  :D[/quote]
    It's a portal to all sorts of horrible sites, including a pedophile telling us how he reminds himself not to molest girls.
     
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    Send me a picture to my email. I really do not believe that a dick can grow that much.

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    Wow, buddy... thanks for reviving this GEM of a thread.
     
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    L.M.F.A.O!!!!

    I'm sorry, Gentle, but the odds of a guest from four years ago stiil being around and willing to send you pics are pretty slim. Lower still as this thread was started as sarcasm. And in Fictitious Stories.
     
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    Let's see who can be the last poster on this much-loved thread.

    If 5 days elapse from the time of the last post, that poster is the winner.

    :evil:
     
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    Can it do the job of a fire extinguisher if necessary though?:smile:
     
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    That's more properly a question for the LBSG - the Large Bladder Support Group.
     
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    Behave!!!
    So, who brought out the paddles, and the revival cart?
    CODE BLUE!!!
     
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