My penis is too big

[B_subgirrl]

Yeah, but the birth process isn't exactly known for awarding explosive orgasms. Just cause it'll fit, doesn't mean she'll like it. Think before you type next time.

Thank you :smile:

 

[TheRob]

Thank you :smile:

oh cmon women are always orgasming during childbirth
it's a known fact...

 

[B_subgirrl]

oh cmon women are always orgasming during childbirth
it's a known fact...

A lot of men seem to think so anyway . . .

 

[im8cut]

i guess this complaint a lot. it can make for some very awkward sex..

 

[upone]

My hand never complains.

 

[WaDez_BBC]

I can replace your hand Upone

 

[BobLeeSwagger]

Yeah, but the birth process isn't exactly known for awarding explosive orgasms. Just cause it'll fit, doesn't mean she'll like it. Think before you type next time.

Also, it's not the stretching of the vagina that causes most of the pain of childbirth. It's the opening of the cervix. Which a penis never penetrates. Ever.

 

[HeadMaster IL]

where in IL? I'll show you how to get it into a hole.

 

[wiggyx]

Also, it's not the stretching of the vagina that causes most of the pain of childbirth. It's the opening of the cervix. Which a penis never penetrates. Ever.

Yeah, because by comparison, pushing a football through the cervix is a way greater feat. Take away that part of childbirth and I'd imagine it'd still be about the most painful thing for a woman.

 

[deleted136887]

Oh look, y'all. Dueling invisible penises!

Dueling dongs!
Classic!
Bullshit Bertie and his brother Hung Harry....

 

[mephistopheles]

Depends on the type of girls you like.

If you like short, thin girls then just about any dick will be too big.

Do what I did, this is the test:

Date a six foot six inch all swedish babe and if she says it's too big then it's too big.

Anyway, that's one of the ways I found out I was "too big"

The other was with a short girl the first time I had sex.

It wasn't pleasant.

 

[TheBoomHound]

Oh another fish story..... I love stories... please tell us how your massive penis has injured others or how the women have gone off screaming after having seen it or how it hits you in the head everytime you do a sit up.

I'm sorry, but having read how you brag in almost every one of your posts, and not having any pictures posted as supporting evidence, I must conclude
:tool:

I agree dude, I extremely well endowed and I have yet to be turned down for being too big

 

[tlbuncut5]

We need some pix to prove your size.

 

[maxcok]

It seems that with the last few women i have been with that my penis is to big.

Doubtful, extremely doubtful. I'm probably bigger than you, and I can always get inside a woman.

Oh look, y'all. Dueling invisible penises!

I agree dude, I extremely well endowed and I have yet to be turned down for being too big

And another one joins the fray.

I'm sorry, but having read how you brag in almost every one of your posts, and not having any pictures posted as supporting evidence, I must conclude
:tool:

 

[Mr_wiggles]

Oh another fish story..... I love stories... please tell us how your massive penis has injured others or how the women have gone off screaming after having seen it or how it hits you in the head everytime you do a sit up.

I'm sorry, but having read how you brag in almost every one of your posts, and not having any pictures posted as supporting evidence, I must conclude
:tool:

lol