My Penis Pump is Too Small

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  1. D_Yotonne Yogurtcannon

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    Hey LPSG,

    I bought a penis pump last night. I think it's cool, like yeah, alright I got an effin penis pump, lets rock it! So I've never used/bought one before and don't go to porno stores that often, there was one I knew would be open after I finished my work, walking distance. I went, I looked at it, there were no measurements or anything listed on the outside. It just looked like a penis pump, so I bought it, took it home, put my dick in. I did it dry at first, bad idea so I put on some lube, and then when I started to pump my dick filled the tube before full mast and stopped the air flow. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I laughed my fucking face off.
    I blew about 50 bucks on the damn thing!

    Please, if you have had the same experience, share, I can't be alone here.
     
  2. _Edu

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    HAHAH... sorry to hear that.
     
  3. Snakebyte

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    that's why you don't buy cheap pumps (yes, 50 bucks is pretty cheap) ;)
     
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