My pet monster - 11 inch cock

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So my bf has a huge dick and I’m wondering what the best way to monetize it lol… only fans, something else??? I did some googling on his size and found people saying that 11 inch dicks don’t exist… but they are wrong lol obviously happy to provide proof haha help me make my mans dick famous!
 

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So my bf has a huge dick and I’m wondering what the best way to monetize it lol… only fans, something else??? I did some googling on his size and found people saying that 11 inch dicks don’t exist… but they are wrong lol obviously happy to provide proof haha help me make my mans dick famous!
Well you should start by showing us lol
 

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Jeez man, give the guy a chance to wake up and find his ruler. I'm sure things will turn out totally different this time. I've got a really good feeling about it. :)
ah Shepardson....
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A positive attitude, a wiilingness to believe in the essential goodness of man.
 

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lol he’s sleeping rn and doesn’t know I’ve posted this but has expressed interest in doing an only fans so that should not be a problem. Stay tuned
Once he's done hibernating, it would be great with some pictures.
 

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Once he's done hibernating, it would be great with some pictures.
TP, Even with winters getting warmer, less snow and Ice cover, there is still a cold season.
And of course, when mammals hibernate, they have to consume their own resources,or die.
So I would expect, as a scientist/naturalist(Nudist?)/Engineering type, the BF will in all likelyhood consume his 11" cock to stay alive, and end up with this ....shall we say, ....less than awe-inspiring weenie, instead of this 11" MONSTER COCK?

As they say..."
Stay Tuned!
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David Attenborough ,whispering, filming next to waking (pre)11"COCK owner....
"Even Here, when they wake up, after a long cold winter of sleeping(dreaming of 11" COCK?), the inhabitants of monstercockland have to replenish their resources, and the compition is fierce!
So they go down from the commanding heights, and into the melee of weenies fighting for the 11"COCK prize.
Only one can triumph.....Year by year, page by page, post by post, they fight it out.
"
I had my first alcohol in 5 months, it is making me loquacious.(yes had to google the spelling)
 
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So my bf has a huge dick and I’m wondering what the best way to monetize it lol… only fans, something else??? I did some googling on his size and found people saying that 11 inch dicks don’t exist… but they are wrong lol obviously happy to provide proof haha help me make my mans dick famous!
Is he still asleep? Put a mirror under his nose and check if he’s still breathing. I can’t wait to see his measured 11 inches. In the meantime I’m going to take my unicorn to the fountain of youth for a swim with the mermaids. No seriously, I am. As soon as I wake up.
 

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I wonder if our OP is new to the Internet and doesn't understand how everyone will pile on you when you make grandiose claims--and then you drop the matter. By my calculation, the boyfriend has now been sleeping for 72 hours. Should we call 911?