My porn career is calling? Maybe?

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Hey that's exciting, D-low. Always like hearing about lpsg guys getting some fame. I hope it goes well, and let us know where we can see you in action. :)

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Talk is cheap.

So are rulers ;)

Everyone here is bullshitting unless they have a pic with a ruler on top of their dick.

:biggrin1:

btw:
line #1 & line #2 in your signature are just wrong.
a) you only can lie if you make a claim
b) PE works. Enough living proof out there + enough experts say that it works
 
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Bonky, you seem to have some kind of hang up.

Yes, Porn is a great exaggerator but only 3 over 9 inches?
Come on, give it a rest.

You can start your own thread and not use this one to basically call d-low a liar after he posted a very convincing video.
 

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convincing? In what way?

I didn't see any rulers.

Ok ok ok.. a tape measure will be ok too.

Why is everyone so scared of them?

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Well, if you want a rough approximation of how long I am just look up this thread:

http://www.lpsg.org/114564-how-big-those-comcast-remote.html

And then look at this vid, particularly the very first few seconds before my dumb-ass began knocking everything around while trying to hold a camera with one hand:

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At 17 seconds when your cock is flat on the sink next to the remote it's clear that your cock is at least 1" and maybe 1.5" shorter than the remote which is 8.5" long. The video shows how holding your cock just slightly higher than the remote will make it appear significantly bigger in relation to objects behind it.

There's nothing wrong with a 7" cock. Most of the porn stars are about that length or a little longer. Very few are close to 9" or bigger.

Good luck with your first movie, but I would say try to avoid the drinking. It sounded kind of odd that they offered you a beer for the interview if they were so professional about it.
 

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There's nothing wrong with a 7" cock.

Seriously! I was all excited about this dude until he started saying he had a 9 incher.. then I was like "Oh here we go again.. another shmoe who is insecure and has to inflate his stats."

What's up with all the BS on these boards? Isn't there anybody real? I have far more respect for a dude who was in porn and gave a true indication of his length than yet another pretender. Doesn't anybody learn?

Very disappointed.
 

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whats ur deal bonky? so you got as hard as you possibly could pressed ur ltl dick down as hard as u could on a table stuck a ruler next to it & took 1 crappy pic....personally ive never claimed anything about my size & dont need to think its pretty obvious...
 

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Jeepboi87 - Nice pics

But no ruler!

So I guess according to Bonky - you have no dick.

Hmmmn - I don't even have any pictures.
Maybe I don't even exist at all.

And maybe the Mayo Clinic has never been wrong. EVER.
 

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whats ur deal bonky? so you got as hard as you possibly could pressed ur ltl dick down as hard as u could on a table stuck a ruler next to it & took 1 crappy pic....personally ive never claimed anything about my size & dont need to think its pretty obvious...

LOL ad hominem much? :rolleyes:

I take it that means you don't have to guts to put yours next to a ruler. Hell, put it on the side like mine, or on the top, or underneath, or "bone press" it.. I don't care... as long as it's got inches or cm that I can actually measure the thing with.

All else is puffing and bullshit. Am I the only one on this board who doesn't bullshit? I'm beginning to think so... :frown1:
 

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if ur dick was slapped down next 2 mine...it would be embarrassing for u...u hav a ruler fetish?
 

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No I have a fetish for truth and reality.

yeah you do look bigger than me. Why so afraid to measure?

I think I'm going to post a challenge on these boards. Hope you'll take me up on it if you're so huge.
 

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maybe by half an inch. But we'll never know for sure, will we, 'cause I have a feeling you're not going to be posting pics with a ruler. Read the first line of my sig.