My Private Part Died

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  1. camper joe

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    An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

    Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

    'Yes, Nurse Tracy, said Mr. Wallace.

    'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

    Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes
    a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry,
    Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

    The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall
    with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

    He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
    'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

    Please put your Private Part back inside your
    pajamas.'

    'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr.
    Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part
    died.

    'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me
    that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

    (You've gotta love this ....)

    'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the
    viewing.' :tongue:
     
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    LOL very funny

    thanks for sharing!
     
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    Joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhahahahahha lol!!
     
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    Heh.good one.
     
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    *groan*
     
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    *seconds that motion*
     
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    Shouldn't there be some "organ" music?
     
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    ahh an oldie but goodie :biggrin1:
     
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    "The Dead Soldier Dirge" might be apropos.
     
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