"My Puss" – musical tribute & trash talk

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  1. rawbone8

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    YO check it out on youtube... My Puss
    [SIZE=-1]lyrics by Margaret Cho, Diana Yanez and Kurt Hall music by Kurt Hall[/SIZE]

    hilarious

    "My Puss"


    My puss, the gates of heaven
    Your puss, closed seven eleven

    My puss, spouting genius rhymes
    Your puss, gets help from the march of dimes

    My puss, is hot and ready to please
    Your puss, is riddled with disease

    My puss, has a myspace page
    Your puss, all yellowed with age

    My puss, cause major erections
    Your puss, rigged the election

    My puss, is the best on the block
    Your puss, invaded Iraq

    My puss, is fine so I flaunt it
    Your puss, is so old that it's haunted

    My puss, make me all kind of money
    Your puss, tends to smell kind of funny

    My puss, did a monologue
    Your puss could probably hide a log

    My puss, would be pretty if it showed
    Your puss has its own area code

    My puss, calms the savage beast
    Your puss, infected with yeast

    My puss, is a hell of a dame
    Your puss, outed Valerie Plame

    My puss, is so tight and hot
    Your puss, has a parking lot

    My puss wet like hurricane Katrina
    Your puss couldn't even get help from FEMA

    My puss won a Pulitzer prize
    Your puss is enormous in size

    My puss is sexy in lace
    Your puss, could rent out some space

    My puss, would please the hardest banger
    Your puss, is like an airplane hangar

    My puss, is keepin' it real
    Your puss, invented the wheel





    add your own version & carry on :biggrin1:
     
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    YOu know you are wrong, don't you? LOL!
     
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    :rofl:

    I know I shouldn't be laughing at this but I can't help myself...i'll add to it when I catch my breath.
     
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    Rawbone, sounds like you have an amazing snatch. Want to come visit? :wink:


    Some of them are hairy
    Some of them are bald
    Some are kind of scary
    and this is what they're called:

    vagi-hiiiiii-na. vagi-hiiiiiiii-na

    They call that thiiing vagina!

    Some belong to virgins
    They're tight! and, oh, so strong!
    But big or small I love 'em all
    That's why I sing my song

    vagi-hiiiiii-na vagi-hiiiii-na

    They call that thiiiing vagina.

    Some of them are smelly
    Like fish and clams and such
    Some of them smell like hot springs
    Because they've been douched too much

    well nothing could be finer
    than to be in a vaginer
    in the morho-ho-ho-ho-ho-horrrnig...


    good song to blast at full volume in your high school's student parking lot^
     
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    Pretty good! Is this what your 160 is being spent on? Whatever Cheryl did to you, she needs to keep doing it. I believe you are on a happy jag!













     
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    I can't take credit for the song. I believe it was originally recorded by the group Pig Vomit, authors of such other instant classics as "Is It In Yet?", "She Had Her Period", and I think "Man With a Hairy Ass" (done over the music of Age of Aquarius).
    I could be mistaken, though. I could not find a thorough discography for the group online.
     
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    Oh wait here we go:

    Pig Vomit
    (She Had Her) Period (3.39 minutes)
    1-900-SEX (2.76 minutes)
    Are You Ever Going to Come (3.24 minutes)
    Beat My Meat (2.38 minutes)
    Did You Ever Wonder (1.07 minutes)
    Did You Ever Wonder? (Reprise II) (1.08 minutes)
    Did You Ever Wonder? (Reprise) (1.08 minutes)
    Holy Shit I Gotta Pee (2.65 minutes)
    Is It In Yet (2.35 minutes)
    Mammary Lane (3.24 minutes)
    P.M.J. (Pre-Mature Jack-Ulation) Blues (3.62 minutes)
    Penis Envy (2.11 minutes)
    Poor Old Fartin' Fool (3.49 minutes)
    Vagina (2.65 minutes)
    Why Can't He Get It Up (3.42 minutes)

    And apparently the hairy ass song was a Sean Morey "Age of Aquarius" parody -- "There's nothing grosser than a man with a hairy ass, man with a hairy ass -- A HAIRY ASS!!! A HAIRY ASSSSS...."
     
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    LOL!

    I know I shouldnt laugh, but those are unbelievable. Someone had toooooo much time on their hands...












     
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    NIC, :singer:

    my snatch
    :headbang:
    is more than amazing!!!

    your snatch :eek:
    used at college as a hazing!
    :firedevil:



    :swordfight:



    BTW see the other thread about the inspiration for Cho's rif on "My Puss"
    It came from Mickey Avalon and his song My Dick
     
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    ::has terrible flashback to new pledge weekend::
     
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    was it captured on cellphone or digicam?
    or is it just indelibly etched in your scarred psyche?

    details man...:biggrin1:
     
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    My Puss, Float Like A Butterfly Sting Like A Bee.
    Your Puss, Just Sting When You Pee.
     
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