"My Puss" – musical tribute & trash talk

[rawbone8]

YO check it out on youtube... My Puss
[SIZE=-1]lyrics by Margaret Cho, Diana Yanez and Kurt Hall music by Kurt Hall[/SIZE]

hilarious

"My Puss"


My puss, the gates of heaven
Your puss, closed seven eleven

My puss, spouting genius rhymes
Your puss, gets help from the march of dimes

My puss, is hot and ready to please
Your puss, is riddled with disease

My puss, has a myspace page
Your puss, all yellowed with age

My puss, cause major erections
Your puss, rigged the election

My puss, is the best on the block
Your puss, invaded Iraq

My puss, is fine so I flaunt it
Your puss, is so old that it's haunted

My puss, make me all kind of money
Your puss, tends to smell kind of funny

My puss, did a monologue
Your puss could probably hide a log

My puss, would be pretty if it showed
Your puss has its own area code

My puss, calms the savage beast
Your puss, infected with yeast

My puss, is a hell of a dame
Your puss, outed Valerie Plame

My puss, is so tight and hot
Your puss, has a parking lot

My puss wet like hurricane Katrina
Your puss couldn't even get help from FEMA

My puss won a Pulitzer prize
Your puss is enormous in size

My puss is sexy in lace
Your puss, could rent out some space

My puss, would please the hardest banger
Your puss, is like an airplane hangar

My puss, is keepin' it real
Your puss, invented the wheel





add your own version & carry on :biggrin1:

 

[naughty]

YOu know you are wrong, don't you? LOL!

 

[Ethyl]

:rofl:

I know I shouldn't be laughing at this but I can't help myself...i'll add to it when I catch my breath.

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

Rawbone, sounds like you have an amazing snatch. Want to come visit? :wink:


Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kind of scary
and this is what they're called:

vagi-hiiiiii-na. vagi-hiiiiiiii-na

They call that thiiing vagina!

Some belong to virgins
They're tight! and, oh, so strong!
But big or small I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

vagi-hiiiiii-na vagi-hiiiii-na

They call that thiiiing vagina.

Some of them are smelly
Like fish and clams and such
Some of them smell like hot springs
Because they've been douched too much

well nothing could be finer
than to be in a vaginer
in the morho-ho-ho-ho-ho-horrrnig...


good song to blast at full volume in your high school's student parking lot^

 

[naughty]

Pretty good! Is this what your 160 is being spent on? Whatever Cheryl did to you, she needs to keep doing it. I believe you are on a happy jag!

Rawbone, sounds like you have an amazing snatch. Want to come visit? :wink:


Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kind of scary
and this is what they're called:

vagi-hiiiiii-na. vagi-hiiiiiiii-na

They call that thiiing vagina!

Some belong to virgins
They're tight! and, oh, so strong!
But big or small I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

vagi-hiiiiii-na vagi-hiiiii-na

They call that thiiiing vagina.

Some of them are smelly
Like fish and clams and such
Some of them smell like hot springs
Because they've been douched too much

well nothing could be finer
than to be in a vaginer
in the morho-ho-ho-ho-ho-horrrnig...


good song to blast at full volume in your high school's student parking lot^

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

Pretty good! Is this what your 160 is being spent on? Whatever Cheryl did to you, she needs to keep doing it. I believe you are on a happy jag!

I can't take credit for the song. I believe it was originally recorded by the group Pig Vomit, authors of such other instant classics as "Is It In Yet?", "She Had Her Period", and I think "Man With a Hairy Ass" (done over the music of Age of Aquarius).
I could be mistaken, though. I could not find a thorough discography for the group online.

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

Oh wait here we go:

Pig Vomit
(She Had Her) Period (3.39 minutes)
1-900-SEX (2.76 minutes)
Are You Ever Going to Come (3.24 minutes)
Beat My Meat (2.38 minutes)
Did You Ever Wonder (1.07 minutes)
Did You Ever Wonder? (Reprise II) (1.08 minutes)
Did You Ever Wonder? (Reprise) (1.08 minutes)
Holy Shit I Gotta Pee (2.65 minutes)
Is It In Yet (2.35 minutes)
Mammary Lane (3.24 minutes)
P.M.J. (Pre-Mature Jack-Ulation) Blues (3.62 minutes)
Penis Envy (2.11 minutes)
Poor Old Fartin' Fool (3.49 minutes)
Vagina (2.65 minutes)
Why Can't He Get It Up (3.42 minutes)

And apparently the hairy ass song was a Sean Morey "Age of Aquarius" parody -- "There's nothing grosser than a man with a hairy ass, man with a hairy ass -- A HAIRY ASS!!! A HAIRY ASSSSS...."

 

[naughty]

LOL!

I know I shouldnt laugh, but those are unbelievable. Someone had toooooo much time on their hands...

Oh wait here we go:

Pig Vomit
(She Had Her) Period (3.39 minutes)
1-900-SEX (2.76 minutes)
Are You Ever Going to Come (3.24 minutes)
Beat My Meat (2.38 minutes)
Did You Ever Wonder (1.07 minutes)
Did You Ever Wonder? (Reprise II) (1.08 minutes)
Did You Ever Wonder? (Reprise) (1.08 minutes)
Holy Shit I Gotta Pee (2.65 minutes)
Is It In Yet (2.35 minutes)
Mammary Lane (3.24 minutes)
P.M.J. (Pre-Mature Jack-Ulation) Blues (3.62 minutes)
Penis Envy (2.11 minutes)
Poor Old Fartin' Fool (3.49 minutes)
Vagina (2.65 minutes)
Why Can't He Get It Up (3.42 minutes)

And apparently the hairy ass song was a Sean Morey "Age of Aquarius" parody -- "There's nothing grosser than a man with a hairy ass, man with a hairy ass -- A HAIRY ASS!!! A HAIRY ASSSSS...."

 

[rawbone8]

NIC, :singer:

my snatch :headbang:
is more than amazing!!!

your snatch
used at college as a hazing!
:firedevil:


:swordfight:



BTW see the other thread about the inspiration for Cho's rif on "My Puss"
It came from Mickey Avalon and his song My Dick
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[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

::has terrible flashback to new pledge weekend::

 

[rawbone8]

::has terrible flashback to new pledge weekend::

was it captured on cellphone or digicam?
or is it just indelibly etched in your scarred psyche?

details man...:biggrin1:

 

[WhiteAnacondar]

My Puss, Float Like A Butterfly Sting Like A Bee.
Your Puss, Just Sting When You Pee.