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[Kassokilleri2ff]

I'm not sure where to put this one but theres a lot of girl crap so i put it in the women's issues section.

So i went on vacation, and visited home to see my family and friends. My best friend, has a kid, the mom is like a crack head and is off being a prostitute. Anyways, my friend got a new girlfriend (they have been dating for 3 years but i have been gone for like....5 years so she is new to me lol) and she tells me that she likes me. Basicly she wants to fuck me, and my friend cheated on her once so she wants to fuck me to get back at him or something, and he approves of this. Of course i never made a move towards it, these conversations about fucking were only on txt messaging, and when we actually hung out the subject never came up.

I pretty much never get laid, so i guess my friend was certainly willing to let me have sex with his girlfriend. I wonder if i should have. Would any of you do such a thing? On my trip back home he asked me why i didn't make a move and i was like "i don't know".

Also, i met some of that girls friends, they were fat and ugly. Lol sorry to sound mean but they were. But they were like "omg i want to fuck you im so horny lets fuck, do you think i'm cute?" I definatly did not want to have sex with them, but i hated how they asked me if i thought they were cute or hot. I didnt want to be like "no your fat and ugly ill never do you" But i cant lie and say "yes your cute" I would just say "i don't know" over and over. Why do girls do that?

They tell me im so cute and stuff. I wish hot girls would think i was cute. The fat girls say that they would rock my world in bed, i don't know if its true, or if its like a guy saying to a girl he has a big dick when he has a teensy one lol. I wonder if i should have gave in and had sex with this extremely unnatractive girl just because i can't get laid any other way.

I dont think im an ugly guy, but only fat ugly girls think im cute lol. I dont want to be shallow but i wish i could get a hot girl.

I don't know what this post is about exactly, im not sure what im asking for but hey, i just wanted to tell people about it and hear what others think.

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Maybe your standards are too high?

IMO bigger girls are dirty in bed. Smaller girls are smaller personalities in bed; quiet, timid, etc. In my experience.

Bigger girls generally have bigger tits which I like. And when I say big girl I'm talking a UK Size 14 which is I think the average size but in the general perception its 'fat'.

I have a sugar mama now (she's 25 :redface and she's not the skinniest girl but she has huge tits and such a sexy voice and she so horny and knows what to say. I've never been praised so much for my cock in all my life! lol.

Anyway point is: if you want to do it, do it. But maybe your standards are a bit high? Most curvy girls are at least cute/pretty...and generally horny which is good. I'd rather have a horny curvy girl than a scared little skinny girl with no enthusiasm or particular skill.

I wouldn't shag a friend's girl and is his girlfriend shy and that's why she never says anything in person...Or are the texts coming from your friend trying to trap you? lol just saying you need to be careful with texts.

 

[shaguar]

WTF! Don't refuse pussy unless it's hideous pussy. You aren't getting married, it's just sex. Do you like getting off? Fuck when you get the chance and providence will provide you better pussy.

 

[dirty1dirty2]

Dude just fuck them and build up your experience so when a hottie does come around you've got your A-game working. Just remember to bring condoms, make sure they know its not going anywhere more than fuckbud status and treat it like practice. All that shit you're worried about not working or not being good at, just do it and get better and if it doesn't work who cares she's practice.

 

[Osiris]

First rule of Male Best Friends:

Never fuck a girl your buddy has unless you talk to him first and you definitely do not fuck his current girl, even if he says it's OK. It will cause more drama than you know.

What happens if her "revenge" fuck turns into an "I think I love your best friend" situation? You get screwed.

Does a dog shit where it sleeps? GOD NO!

If she wants a revenge fuck, hand her a phone book and tell her to call a shady male escort.

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Keep this in mind - Fat girls give better head because they're hungrier. :smile:

 

[WhiteZombie]

Keep this in mind - Fat girls give better head because they're hungrier. :smile:

that was awesome, meg. my buddies and i decided in high school that sex with a fat girl adds 10 years to your life...just God's little way of saying "thanks" for keeping the world balanced and fair.

 

[Kassokilleri2ff]

Well its too late now to go back. Maybe i do need experience. What if i can't get a boner because she is too unnatractive? lol.

As for my friend thats not happening either since its too late, but im glad i didnt do it lol.

 

[Big Del]

Please be careful about having sex with the partners of friends - could ruin a great friendship