My Sarah Palin fantasy

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Sarah knocks on my door and I go open it. She is going door to door campaining. As soon as she gets in I am getting harder and harder. As she walked by her hand brushes against my cock which is now straining to get out. She notices my still growing cock. Before I know it shes down on her knees pulling at me zipper. My cock is free and her lips are riding up and down the length of me cock. Sarah the pulls me forcefully by my cock into the bedroom where she quickly is naked on top of me. She is riding hard and screaming in pleasure. Before long I see her bouncing tits are glistening with her sweat as she is riding me with ALL her strength. Soon I am ready to explode in her pulsating pussy. She senses this and hops off me and starts deep throating my cock. And then I explode deep in her throat. Shes pulls out to see me cum and I quicky explode on her glasses and in her hair. She licks me clean with passion. She then is still moaning and smiling so happily she was now satisfied her passion. She dresses and is on her way. As I watch her across the street I can see she is closing the door and going down to her knees.
 
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I like that fantasy! Although I would add that something about her makes me wonder if she's a bit of a dominatrix behind closed doors. She's very feminine and yet kind of brassy, and then she kind of hides the femininity behind the glasses and the man-suits (I don't know what you call the outfits she wears, or that Hillary wears for that matter. But whenever I see Michelle Obama, I know what to call her outfit: it's a dress. This makes her much more human and approachable to me.)
 

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I see you are in San Antonio, atomicTiger. And I'm just up the road in Austin. So we are going to save the FBI a lot of gas money, because when the agents come to question us about our perverted Sarah Palin fantasies, they can catch us both on the same trip!
 

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I like that fantasy! Although I would add that something about her makes me wonder if she's a bit of a dominatrix behind closed doors. She's very feminine and yet kind of brassy, and then she kind of hides the femininity behind the glasses and the man-suits (I don't know what you call the outfits she wears, or that Hillary wears for that matter. But whenever I see Michelle Obama, I know what to call her outfit: it's a dress. This makes her much more human and approachable to me.)
Wow, such an old fashioned and out dated view point! I had no idea men were still anti-pantsuit or slacks for women. I have no intention of voting for Sarah Palin but I haven't noticed her attire being distasteful or inappropriate since her nomination. :confused:

For your benefit and the benefit of other clueless men worldwide, I have included pictures of normal, acceptable womens attire. The concept of a mansuit for a woman is beyond my comprehension. :confused: I honestly have no idea what you are talking about.

Ladies Suit This is a classic ladies, wool, grey pinstripe suit. It is suitable for any professional workplace and can even be worn to the most conservative of churches.

Pant Suit It is in essence the same as a above only in place of a skirt one wears pants. Pants do not make a woman a man, mannish, or a dyke. :rolleyes:

By varying the fabric, buttons or trim on either of the above you can dress the suit up for evening or down for daytime.
 

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Wow, such an old fashioned and out dated view point! I had no idea men were still anti-pantsuit or slacks for women. I have no intention of voting for Sarah Palin but I haven't noticed her attire being distasteful or inappropriate since her nomination. :confused:

For your benefit and the benefit of other clueless men worldwide, I have included pictures of normal, acceptable womens attire. The concept of a mansuit for a woman is beyond my comprehension. :confused: I honestly have no idea what you are talking about.

Ladies Suit This is a classic ladies, wool, grey pinstripe suit. It is suitable for any professional workplace and can even be worn to the most conservative of churches.

Pant Suit It is in essence the same as a above only in place of a skirt one wears pants. Pants do not make a woman a man, mannish, or a dyke. :rolleyes:

By varying the fabric, buttons or trim on either of the above you can dress the suit up for evening or down for daytime.
She is just plain HOT!!!!:smile::tongue:
 

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Hey NJ,

Look, women should wear whatever they want. I actually think of myself as a feminist, and did not mean to come across as having old-fashioned ideas about what women should wear, but that's what I get for posting when I've been drinking, so forgive me.

"Man-suit" was not a good choice of words. That said, my personal, gut-level reaction to the pictures of a "ladies suit" and "pant suit" that you posted above was a combination of panic, fear and depression. I realize women dress like this in the corporate world, but I have been fortunate enough to avoid the corporate world most of my life, and when I see these outfits I think of the woman who came into my dad's hospital room to tell him that physical therapy would not be covered, or the HR coordinator at work who kind of flinches and scurries away if one of us says "fuck" in the break room.

The "evening" version, to my eyes, is softened by being pink, but strikes me as kind of PTA-mom style. They daytime version is funky; that's like what my friend Erika, who works in New York in the the fashion industry, wears.

Again, I really don't know much about women's fashion. These are just my instictive esthetic reactions.

What I was trying to say is this: I think Sarah Palin is a dangerous religious fanatic, and her clothes reinforce that in my mind. I think Hillary is a ultra-rich corporate career-woman to the core, and I think her clothes reinforce that. I think Michelle Obama is a different kind of female politician who has at least some vague comprehension of what my life is like, and her clothes reinforce that. I can recognize the clothes she wears as like what my female friends wear when they want to look really nice. And I find that reassuring.
 

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This is all so interesting.

My Sarah Palin fantasy involves her being naked except for a pair of moose antlers and running across the tundra and me in a low flying helicopter with a scope rifle.

It's nothing serious, is it, Doctor?

Depends if it has you back at the lodge sticking your cock between Hillary's Fred Flintstone-wide calves, or wrapping your dick around with Obama's Dumbo-like earlobes like a burrito, whilst spewing into Pelosi's Dakota Badlands-like turkey neck.

You tell me, meathook.
 

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Depends if it has you back at the lodge sticking your cock between Hillary's Fred Flintstone-wide calves, or wrapping your dick around with Obama's Dumbo-like earlobes like a burrito, whilst spewing into Pelosi's Dakota Badlands-like turkey neck.

You tell me, meathook.


Then Caroline Kennedy rolls into your room, and fulfills your Skeletor and Castle of Gray Skull fetish, as you rub your cock to-and-fro over her bony carcass, filling in the cracks and crannys like cream cheese over a hot English muffin.

Sound better?
 

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Depends if it has you back at the lodge sticking your cock between Hillary's Fred Flintstone-wide calves, or wrapping your dick around with Obama's Dumbo-like earlobes like a burrito, whilst spewing into Pelosi's Dakota Badlands-like turkey neck.

You tell me, meathook.

Correction:

Depends if it has you back at the lodge sticking your cock between Hillary's Fred Flintstone-wide calves, or wrapping your dick around with Obama's Dumbo-like earlflap like a burrito, whilst spewing into Pelosi's Dakota Badlands-like turkey neck.