My story

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Njal, Jul 23, 2005.

  1. Njal

    Njal New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2005
    Messages:
    28
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    New York
    Hi,
    I've been lurking here for a while, so I thought it was about time to contribute a little bit. I was wondering whether anyone else have been as stupid/blissfully ignorant about the size of their penis as I have been. I'm guessing it's just me who's remarkably dense.
    Anyway, so a little bit about me. I'm not exceptionally large when I'm soft; maybe 4-5 inches which is a decent size I guess but not remarkable in any way. When I was 16 years old, I measured my erect penis to be about 16 cm which I had heard was about the average size so I stopped worrying about it. Later I got my first girlfriend who I'm still dating after 3 years and have only had sex with her and one random girl I met when I was 17. My girlfriend has never had sex with anyone else, so I guess she has no real idea about how big the average penis is.
    So anyway, after 2 years of dating I was bored and on summer vacation and I came across an article on the web describing how to measure your penis. Being bored, I gave it a try and my junior turned to be more than 9" long with a 7.5" girth. I just thought: "WTF?" So I measured again. And again. And again. Strangely, the numbers remained the same. I finally understood several things like 1) Why I have always had such a hard time and putting on condoms and 2) Why my girlfriend would sometimes bleed the first couple of months we had sex.
    As a sidenote, I have since become much more secure. Now, when I'm talking to someone who's being an asshole, I just smile and think "hey, punk, my dick is way bigger than yours B) " It's stupid, but it helps :) So that's my story.
     
  2. Ineligible

    Ineligible Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2004
    Messages:
    438
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Welcome to LPSG, Njal! I think you've been lucky to have avoided a common adolescent obsession, source of a lot of worry for a lot of teenage boys.
     
  3. summertime01

    summertime01 New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2005
    Messages:
    208
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    1
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    North Carolina
    Welcome,
    And it's not just you who has been ignorant to penis size & that they come in different sizes. I liked reading your posts & that you grew up w/out up over-worrying about your penis.
    I can also relate to your girlfriend having no idea of different sizes,etc. Guess, most of my story is relayed in the 'womens' issues' section from about 2 months ago, & the topic was titled " first time with a man or maybe it was first time you saw a penis.' It was something like that.
     
  4. Alley Blue

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2005
    Messages:
    1,238
    Likes Received:
    6
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    New York
    Welcomewelcome :hi: Njal !
    Are you short or tall? Looking at your Avitar pic, I'd guess your some where in the middle......

    I work in the Midtown area.......small world :happy:

    Anyways, nice to have you aboard!
     
  5. AmericanWoman

    AmericanWoman New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2005
    Messages:
    56
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Around Washington, DC
    Hey Njal,

    All I can say is, should you and your current girlfriend break up, she's in for a world of disappointment should she realize what the average size really is.
     
  6. Dr Rock

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2005
    Messages:
    3,696
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sex
    careful - one of these days you might be unlucky enough to meet an asshole like me ;)
     
  7. Njal

    Njal New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2005
    Messages:
    28
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    New York


    Thanks for the welcome. I'm actually relatively tall, 6'1 or so. I live a couple of hours upstate from the city. I go down there on weekends sometimes

    <!--QuoteBegin-AmericanWoman
    @Jul 29 2005, 05:06 PM
    Hey Njal,

    All I can say is, should you and your current girlfriend break up, she&#39;s in for a world of disappointment should she realize what the average size really is.
    [post=332981]Quoted post[/post]​
    [/quote]

    Well, I better try to make sure she won&#39;t be disappointed then. ;)
     
  8. Njal

    Njal New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2005
    Messages:
    28
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    New York
    careful - one of these days you might be unlucky enough to meet an asshole like me ;)
    [post=332982]Quoted post[/post]​
    [/b][/quote]

    True, but unless I actually whip it out to show off, I&#39;ll never know. Of coursed, even if I did, I still be right 99% of the time.
     
  9. Rikter8

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2005
    Messages:
    4,488
    Albums:
    3
    Likes Received:
    51
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    MI
    Welcome aboard, Super Cutie.
     
  10. B_RoysToy

    B_RoysToy New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2003
    Messages:
    7,558
    Likes Received:
    64
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    memphis, tennessee
    Naugh, not stupid at all, man. When you&#39;re hung like you are be proud in your knowledge that the punks would shut up and silently steel away if they only knew.

    Welcome&#33;
    Luke
     
  11. Dr Rock

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2005
    Messages:
    3,696
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    who lives in the east &#039;neath the willow tree? Sex
    True, but unless I actually whip it out to show off, I&#39;ll never know.
    [post=333052]Quoted post[/post]​
    [/b][/quote]
    you still gotta be careful - there are actually people out there who will, indeed, challenge you to "whip it out" and prove your claim - and then of course you got no choice, and you usually wind up getting in trouble as a result. trust me, I speak from experience here :p
     
  12. Pappy

    Pappy Member

    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2004
    Messages:
    2,416
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    Outta Here
    Welcome Njal, enjoy your stay.
     
  13. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2002
    Messages:
    83,922
    Likes Received:
    34
    Hey, Njal. Pull up a chair. Kick off your shoes.

    * sniffs *

    Um .... on second thought ...
     
  14. Pene_Negro_Grande

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2004
    Messages:
    1,100
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Right Next To You
    Welcome dude...
     
  15. steve319

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2005
    Messages:
    1,205
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    North Carolina
    Welcome to the conversation, man. Glad to have you joining the vocal minority.

    And congratulations on successfully navigating puberty and adolescence without getting caught up in the penis size trap&#33; ;)
     
  16. Alley Blue

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2005
    Messages:
    1,238
    Likes Received:
    6
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    New York
    Thats a great way of putting it&#33; For a place with such a large membership, it seems only a treasured few like chit chat.....
     
  17. godiluvabig1

    godiluvabig1 New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2005
    Messages:
    306
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Florida
    Thats a great way of putting it&#33; For a place with such a large membership, it seems only a treasured few like chit chat.....
    [post=333358]Quoted post[/post]​
    [/b][/quote]

    That&#39;s very true... I never thought about it like that... and, welcome dude... you&#39;ll enjoy the conversations that go on around here...
     
  18. Dr Rock

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2005
    Messages:
    3,696
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    who lives in the east &#039;neath the willow tree? Sex
    :rofl:
     
  19. Alley Blue

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2005
    Messages:
    1,238
    Likes Received:
    6
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    New York
    :rofl:
    [post=333516]Quoted post[/post]​
    [/b][/quote]

    I made a "funny"&#33; :bigsmile:
     
  20. B_RoysToy

    B_RoysToy New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2003
    Messages:
    7,558
    Likes Received:
    64
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    memphis, tennessee
    I made a "funny"&#33; :bigsmile:
    [post=333575]Quoted post[/post]​
    [/b][/quote]
    Yes, you did -- one that merits being entered in the book of "Some of the LPSG&#39;s Best", alleyblu.

    Luke
     
Draft saved Draft deleted