My Subconscious Loves Big Dicks Too!!!

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  1. spiritsong72

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    Hello Family!

    Here's my introduction to lpsg.org: (true story, by the way)

    So last night I had a dream. I dreamt that I was going down on a guy that had an incredibly big dick. And by "incredibly big" I mean the type of dick that only the subconscious mind could dream up. And my jaw unhinged just like a snake and took the whole thing. I woke up with a grin on my face I'm sure was a mile long.

    But here's the kicker:

    When I went back to sleep I dreamt I was going down on ANOTHER guy with a giant pecker! I woke up giggling.

    Family, this happened to me at least two more times during the course of last night. Always different guys. Always big dicks. Always unhinging at the jaws and taking it all in. Happiness ensued.

    Which leads me to the only conclusion I could possibly make:

    My subconscious is a size queen too!!! :biglaugh:

    Glad to be here...
     
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    Welcome! And, you really think you are 100% straight? I dare say your brain would tell you a thing or two about your sexuality if you would consult that most important organ of sex. But, things do happen, and I do hope you will enjoy!
     
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    You are what you profess to be. Don't let some psychologizing twerp try to manipulate you. His opinion is exactly that. His.
     
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    Clearly that was a typographical error that has since been remedied. Thanks for bringing my attention to it!
     
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    Normally I'd agree with you. But in this case, he happens to be right. Only in that it was a typo that has been fixed. In the immortal words of Harvey Fierstein (sp?) from the great Broadway musical La Cage aux Folles: "I yam what I yam!" :biggrin1:
     
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