My Terrible Secret

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  1. rawbone8

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    If you know my terrible secret,
    please don’t tell anybody my terrible secret,
    and make every attempt to conceal
    my terrible secret.


    :tapedshut:

    If you are aware of the fact that I have
    a terrible secret but
    don’t know
    what my terrible secret is,

    please make no attempt to discover
    my terrible secret,
    and if you do discover it,
    please don’t tell anybody about it.

    :tapedshut:

    If you didn’t know I even had
    a terrible secret, please ignore
    that last passage, because
    I don’t have a terrible secret
    and I was joking.


    :tapedshut:

    But on an unrelated note,
    you should rent a cement mixer
    and fill up my house entirely full
    to the top with cement.



    excerpted from "If You Are Reading This, I am Dead" :dead1:
     
  2. chicagosam

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    My terrible secret is that I don't know what this thread is about.

    Bring on the cement mixer.
     
  3. GoneA

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    I have the most secretiest secret ever to be secreted secretedly

    ... but it's a secret, so I can't tell...
     
  4. GoneA

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    ... but I do know a great deal about cement mixers.
     
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    I hide my secret in my snatch. *points*
     
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    You're an open book. :tongue:
     
  7. chicagosam

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    Really? You wanna mix my cement?:biggrin1:
     
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    lol smooth one sam!
     
  9. GoneA

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    Um, yes! :tongue::wink:
     
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    It's a bit drafty some days, yeah. :)
     
  11. chicagosam

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    How soon can you start tumbling my huge load?:biggrin1:
    And we have always wondered why Chicago is called the windy city?:biggrin1:
     
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    My baby's got a secret. :wink:

    Something's coming over me ...
     
  13. GoneA

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    Please don't tease the queer.

    Thank you,
    Gay Mgmt.
     
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    If there was rep on this board, I'd give you some. That actually made me laugh out loud.
     
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    ;T I live in austin....heh
     
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    $2 fires up the big gas dryer, baby!!:biggrin1: :tongue:
     
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    awesome Austin... the city of secretions.
     
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    My terrible secret: I enjoyed music from the likes of Glen Campbell, John Denver and Gordon Lightfoot.
     
  19. GoneA

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    I do aim to please ... :wink:

    John Denver is the fuckin' man!
     
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    Nah. They're not bad.
    Try Milli Vanilli, Vanilla Ice, some of those God-awful '80's synth-pop hair bands.... Yeesh! :redface:
     
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