My Terrible Secret

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ManiacalMadMan

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:tapedshut:​


If you know my terrible secret,
please don’t tell anybody my terrible secret,
and make every attempt to conceal
my terrible secret.

:tapedshut:​

If you are aware of the fact that I have
a terrible secret but don’t know
what my terrible secret is,
please make no attempt to discover
my terrible secret, and if you do discover it,
please don’t tell anybody about it.

:tapedshut:​

If you didn’t know I even had
a terrible secret, please ignore
that last passage, because
I don’t have a terrible secret
and I was joking.

:tapedshut:​

But on an unrelated note,
you should rent a cement mixer
and fill up my house entirely full
to the top with cement.



I never have been much for poetry
 

wldhoney

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My secret isn't so terrible that it needs a cement truck, but when I do trust someone with it, it does cause a them to go quiet for a moment. :rolleyes: :biggrin1: