:tapedshut:
If you know my terrible secret,
please dont tell anybody my terrible secret,
and make every attempt to conceal
my terrible secret.
:tapedshut:
If you are aware of the fact that I have
a terrible secret but dont know
what my terrible secret is,
please make no attempt to discover
my terrible secret, and if you do discover it,
please dont tell anybody about it.
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If you didnt know I even had
a terrible secret, please ignore
that last passage, because
I dont have a terrible secret
and I was joking.
:tapedshut:
But on an unrelated note,
you should rent a cement mixer
and fill up my house entirely full
to the top with cement.