I wandered here during a pretty rough and lonely patch in my life.
It was a few months in to what would become about a two year long dry spell in my dating and love life. I had only had two girlfriends up to that point and had not long before broken up with the second one and moved back home to live with my parents, feeling somewhat dejected and disillusioned with life and love. Both were long relationships and I didn't have much dating experience at all to speak of, though I was already older at that point than most people are when they finish college.
I was in the final stages of the arduous and disconcerting process of losing my faith, my ideals shattered and my worldview disintegrating, wandering around in a haze of moral ambiguity and ontological angst. My aspirations for life after high school had not even come close to materializing, I was a college drop out, I was working a job I didn't particularly like. Blah blah blah this is getting boring.
One of my best friends directed me to this website, purely for the comedic value of it, so the both of us could poke fun at its marvelous absurdity in a way that you can't anymore after you've been here too long and become inured to it. He also joked that I should try to find and fuck some size queens on the site because he was aware of my generous endowment. We both thought this would be funny if I tried, so I did.
I picked out a name that I thought was appropriately absurd, since I was still in the mindset of poking fun at this ridiculous concept for a website. I looked around and saw lots of handles such as "longdong," "twofister," "DoubleMeatWhopper" and so on... and picked something similar with my own twist on it. Part joke, part insult, part tongue-in-cheek, part culture reference.
My first post actually was asking for support. Because I had a big dick but it had never done anything especially good for me, in spite of the stereotype that they are wonderful for boosting confidence and improving your sex life and getting you women. My friend and I read over some of the responses together and had a laugh about it. But no offers from size queens.
A few months later, I was still in the same slump. So I came back to the site looking for ass again, found that the site had gone down and all the old posts had been lost, so I made a similar post again. Chuckled again about some of the responses. Still didn't find any real size queens. But this time I stuck around and posted a few more responses.
I took a three month hiatus. I came back and posted some more. I gained a reputation as a sensitive nice guy, intelligent, introspective, well-spoken and articulate, compassionate. Back then there weren't really any heated debates. At least none that lasted very long. The site was smaller, there was a greater sense of community, it was a closer knit group of folks and we didn't step on each others' toes as much. Most of the topics were about penises, sex, intimacy and relationships. In fact I think the first heated debate I got into, a thread that was eventually locked on the topic of "Black Cock," led to me taking a leave of absence for a full year. I didn't really like the mood of the thread and it turned me off on the site for that long.
But that was after I met and started communicating with someone from here. Maybe my first real size queen? Though she wasn't exactly what I had pictured or expected when I came to the site looking for that. She was an older woman, mature, seemingly sophisticated, surprisingly conservative, articulate, educated, model-good-looks in the photos she sent me.
Even though I left the site she and I continued talking online and on the telephone fairly frequently. I was really unsure at that point in my life that I wanted to get into another serious relationship. I was only at LPSG looking to be used for my big cock, and had that history of long failed relationships before I was trying to get away from after all. The age difference, too, seemed like it was going to be an issue. But she was making me rethink all of that. She told me she loved me.
We made plans to meet, but she canceled on me at the last minute. After that, we talked about meeting, but plans never materialized. We continued talking about it, but I grew less and less certain that it would ever actually happen. I had a short chaotic relationship with another girl... twisted and unrelated story... but this one I knew from here was still on my mind frequently. Enough that I believe she even compromised a different relationship that I had, even though I still had yet to meet this woman from LPSG.
I returned to the site again approximately a year after I left. Had to reregister again. I came back primarily to look up contact information for someone else that I had previously been in contact with through the site. But while I was digging through the new threads I uncovered one with a story that this woman I was involved with was a fraud. That was a nice firm punch in the gut. Not just being lied to but also finding out through a thread on this site, because she had revealed herself to others before revealing herself to me. I became a lot more cynical about trusting people online after that.
It was a few months in to what would become about a two year long dry spell in my dating and love life. I had only had two girlfriends up to that point and had not long before broken up with the second one and moved back home to live with my parents, feeling somewhat dejected and disillusioned with life and love. Both were long relationships and I didn't have much dating experience at all to speak of, though I was already older at that point than most people are when they finish college.
I was in the final stages of the arduous and disconcerting process of losing my faith, my ideals shattered and my worldview disintegrating, wandering around in a haze of moral ambiguity and ontological angst. My aspirations for life after high school had not even come close to materializing, I was a college drop out, I was working a job I didn't particularly like. Blah blah blah this is getting boring.
One of my best friends directed me to this website, purely for the comedic value of it, so the both of us could poke fun at its marvelous absurdity in a way that you can't anymore after you've been here too long and become inured to it. He also joked that I should try to find and fuck some size queens on the site because he was aware of my generous endowment. We both thought this would be funny if I tried, so I did.
I picked out a name that I thought was appropriately absurd, since I was still in the mindset of poking fun at this ridiculous concept for a website. I looked around and saw lots of handles such as "longdong," "twofister," "DoubleMeatWhopper" and so on... and picked something similar with my own twist on it. Part joke, part insult, part tongue-in-cheek, part culture reference.
My first post actually was asking for support. Because I had a big dick but it had never done anything especially good for me, in spite of the stereotype that they are wonderful for boosting confidence and improving your sex life and getting you women. My friend and I read over some of the responses together and had a laugh about it. But no offers from size queens.
A few months later, I was still in the same slump. So I came back to the site looking for ass again, found that the site had gone down and all the old posts had been lost, so I made a similar post again. Chuckled again about some of the responses. Still didn't find any real size queens. But this time I stuck around and posted a few more responses.
I took a three month hiatus. I came back and posted some more. I gained a reputation as a sensitive nice guy, intelligent, introspective, well-spoken and articulate, compassionate. Back then there weren't really any heated debates. At least none that lasted very long. The site was smaller, there was a greater sense of community, it was a closer knit group of folks and we didn't step on each others' toes as much. Most of the topics were about penises, sex, intimacy and relationships. In fact I think the first heated debate I got into, a thread that was eventually locked on the topic of "Black Cock," led to me taking a leave of absence for a full year. I didn't really like the mood of the thread and it turned me off on the site for that long.
But that was after I met and started communicating with someone from here. Maybe my first real size queen? Though she wasn't exactly what I had pictured or expected when I came to the site looking for that. She was an older woman, mature, seemingly sophisticated, surprisingly conservative, articulate, educated, model-good-looks in the photos she sent me.
Even though I left the site she and I continued talking online and on the telephone fairly frequently. I was really unsure at that point in my life that I wanted to get into another serious relationship. I was only at LPSG looking to be used for my big cock, and had that history of long failed relationships before I was trying to get away from after all. The age difference, too, seemed like it was going to be an issue. But she was making me rethink all of that. She told me she loved me.
We made plans to meet, but she canceled on me at the last minute. After that, we talked about meeting, but plans never materialized. We continued talking about it, but I grew less and less certain that it would ever actually happen. I had a short chaotic relationship with another girl... twisted and unrelated story... but this one I knew from here was still on my mind frequently. Enough that I believe she even compromised a different relationship that I had, even though I still had yet to meet this woman from LPSG.
I returned to the site again approximately a year after I left. Had to reregister again. I came back primarily to look up contact information for someone else that I had previously been in contact with through the site. But while I was digging through the new threads I uncovered one with a story that this woman I was involved with was a fraud. That was a nice firm punch in the gut. Not just being lied to but also finding out through a thread on this site, because she had revealed herself to others before revealing herself to me. I became a lot more cynical about trusting people online after that.
