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I just received a letter about my degree in procrastination.
I think i will pick it up next week.
Did the letter tell you of the degree, an Associate, a Bachelor or a Master? if you wait long enough, you'd end up getting a PhD.
 

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Did the letter tell you of the degree, an Associate, a Bachelor or a Master? if you wait long enough, you'd end up getting a PhD.
With all my high level degrees and PHD's, I stumbled upon these questions.........
1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?r>
5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".

8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

10. If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.