my topic

[Dr Rock]

this my topic, and only I may post in it. on every occasion any person whom I suspect of not being me posts a reply to my topic, I will shoot one hostage.

my demands are as follows:
1) an airship
2) an estaurine crocodile
3) some money

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

Will you settle for a caiman crocodile?

 

[SUMYUNGUY]

The world demands that you cut your hair and get some sleep.

 

[madame_zora]

I have $8.67 I'll gladly contribute to your cause. You can still shoot a hostage.

 

[Pecker]

Can I watch?

 

[Dr Rock]

Originally posted by TexAssgirl+Sep 21 2005, 10:13 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TexAssgirl &#064; Sep 21 2005, 10:13 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Will you settle for a caiman crocodile?

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I will consider a caiman crocodile and a sealion

Originally posted by SUMYUNGUY@Sep 21 2005, 11:16 PM
The world demands that you cut your hair and get some sleep.

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my executive committee voted down that proposition 1-0

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I&#39;ll give you a hamentaschen.

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I bet you say that to all the boys.

 

[Dokter_RAWK]

Well dog my cats&#33; I say, my good man... Since I am CLEARLY you, I say you must cease this tomfoolery immediately.

Pip, pip. Cheerio, old chap&#33;

 

[hippyscum]

We now have two candidates for the bad guy in the new Bond film, one of them completely ruthless, the other completely... English.

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

aw, he&#39;s cute&#33; I like him.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I work pt for a toy store;

I&#39;ll get you the stuffed croc, the model airship, and some kid&#39;s play money;

Would that suffice?

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

Wait a second&#33; They alllow you around kids?

 

[Dokter_RAWK]

My, my, madam... That is quite a rump you&#39;ve got there&#33;

 

[Dokter_RAWK]

Originally posted by ChimeraTX@Sep 22 2005, 02:16 AM
Sweet thread.

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To go along with your sweet Anglo-Saxon rectum.

It would go quite well with my morning tea and crumpits&#33;

 

[Dr Rock]

whoa, it&#39;s like a joke only not funny

 

[hippyscum]

Originally posted by Dokter_RAWK@Sep 22 2005, 01:23 PM

It would go quite well with my morning tea and crumpits&#33;

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By the way.. you mis-spelled "crumpets".

 

[Dr Rock]

no, he was actually talking about crumpits

 

[Dokter_RAWK]

Originally posted by Dr Rock@Sep 22 2005, 02:39 PM
no, he was actually talking about crumpits

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Do forgive me, in my haste, I neglected to proofread.

Thank you for your concern.

Tally ho&#33;

 

[madame_zora]

Crumpits, are those like armpits?

 

[steve319]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Sep 22 2005, 10:35 AM
Crumpits, are those like armpits?

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crum·pit (krum&#39; pit) n.
1> the crease formed where abdominal fat meets the chest area.
Hey, man, you have little nacho bits in your crumpit.

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

Originally posted by Dokter_RAWK@Sep 22 2005, 09:21 AM
My, my, madam... That is quite a rump you&#39;ve got there&#33;

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*shakes her rump for the Gentleman Rawk*

Oh, and according to Steve, the crumpit would be the place that Fat Bastard keeps his chicken legs, right?