MY UNCLE FOUND MY PICS

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  1. Imported

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    Flux: Well my uncle found my pics on his computer (pics of my cock), I was using his comp while my net was off. He thinks there's something seriously wrong with me for having my pics on the net and for leaving them (accidentally) on his comp. He has two kids and was worried about them finding them, and I know that was a bad thing. Really I want some advice on how to explain myself to my uncle...and quick!

    Oh and I'm Knight-7x6 in case you havent figured it out, my uncle also thought I was gay so I had to tell him the pics were mine, so its all very bad. The pics he saw were the Left Handed and My Erection II, not the smallest of pics. Help please.
     
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    Just be completely honest. - If you are comfortable with yourself and he cannot accept that, well, so be it.
    Don't try and conform to what you think he thinks you should be.
     
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    Flux: He said I (me) am better than that...I like the comments though, its gonna be hard to convince him...
     
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    Thanatos: So uh.. why do you have two accounts?

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    What I would say to him would simply be this : Well, I was really getting a kick out of the comments. Sorry, I won't do it again (on your computer :p).
     
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    Certainly be comfortable and honest with yourself, but there's another issue here. You were a 'guest' on his computer and should have exercised a more discretion than you did. You wouldn't have left naked prints of you laying around his house, would you? This isn't much different.

    What's done is done, and your uncle probably overreacted to it, but my recommendation is to take responsibility here: "I'm sorry I used your computer in a way you found inappropriate; I promise it won't happen again."
     
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    Flux: I have two accounts (well just this one now) because of the questions about my size with the 7x6 account. Now my penis has no dimensions...it just is :D
     
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    I actually agree with Mindseye. It's just that you said '…He thinks there's something seriously wrong with me…'
    That's why I think you shouldn't have to explain yourself just that you did it on his computer.
    Apologize and let it be.
     
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    Say that you are/were in an online relationship, and you traded rude pics with the girl after you'd been together a while?
     
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    Flux man, breath deeply and relax.

    There is a chance he will not bring it up. No need to say anything on your end. I think a grown man will have a pretty good idea why you are posting pics of your cock on the internet. There is no need to "come up with a story."

    If he does raise the issue, just apologize, say you exercised bad judgement by using his computer and it won't happen again. Again, no need to explain more than this. If he inquires further, just answer any questions matter of factly and without embarrassment. Remember, the reaction you get from him will mirror the tone and demeanor you put forth. If you act sheepish and embarrassed, he will respond in kind. If you yell, he will retaliate. If you answer his questions maturely and factually, he will have little choice but to echo this attitude.

    In any case, "thinking you're gay" is hardly the worst offense ever leveled against someone. When Clinton had his cock out for Monica's perusal, the last thing on his mind was "I'm gonna be found out and everyone's going to think I'm gay."

    This will blow over.
     
  10. Imported

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    Flux: Thanks guys, well my aunt has phoned me up twice tonight having a go at me and my uncle is away until tomorrow, maybe my aunt will talk to him and he wont say anything...He phoned me today btw saying he found the pics and he and my aunt have said he's really mad...anyway I'll just wait and see but its so embarrassing...
     
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    Well, as the constipated Abe Lincoln said,

    "This, too, shall pass."
     
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    He might be mad that you have a great big penis and he doesn't...
     
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    Flux: He does have a big penis actually, at least as big as mine, maybe bigger but thats not the point anyway I'm calm now...I only know how big he is from swimming before anyone gets any ideas :D
     
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    Flux i have had this same situation happen to me except a buddy was using my pc. He said he wanted to check his emails and i said it was kewl. i told him he could come over anytime and use it. Many times he comes over around 10 pm (after work) and i go to bed. i tell him to lock the door when he leaves.

    Not only did i find about 8 photos of him on harddrive but once i found a dried tissue on my desk. i mentioned it to him and I WAS EMBARRASSED. i told him it made me feel weird that he was j/o in my house. i told him that i disenfected the keyboard, mouse and chair. he said he didnt mean any disrespect.

    i have since set up his own guest account so i wont find anything else. i dont fully trust him using my pc and at times i spend a great deal of time in the office with him when he checks his emails.

    i guess your uncle could have been embarrased and felt disrespected. my advice is to tell him that you didnt mean any disrespect and drop it. i would ask him if i could use the pc again if i were you though.
     
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    Be careful giving free reign to anybody on your puter, ht.

    If he's downloading anything illegal you could have the authorities banging down your door to take your computer and you away.

    Even if some distant day you are exonerated, your reputation will still be shot all to hell.

    All because you didn't want to know what he's doing after you've gone to bed.
     
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    Count yourself lucky, Flux. I'm really not trying to one up you, but what my uncle stumbled across was much worse. He didn't find pictures, he walked in on me with my penis in my boyfriend's anus. Not bad enoughyet? He's an old, Cuban Franciscan priest! :blink:
     
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    Wow, DMW..that must have been traumatizing (but I'm fighting myself
    to keep from making bad jokes about priests...since it is your uncle and all, hee)

    I was outed in a similar way.
    My bf and I were staying as "roommates" at my aunt's house,
    and in the morning we had somehow drifted into the same bed. :p

    It caused some questions and embarrassment,
    but in the end it cleared the air, and took a huge pressure off my life....
    after the initial trauma.
     
  18. jonb

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    You could also make a joke about uncles.

    I have my puter set with me as the sysadmin. My roommates know that any kiddie porn, spamming, etc. makes for a giant "ACCESS DENIED" after I reformat.
     
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    My uncle is the admin on his too, well he hasnt been round today but we're having christmas dinner at his and my aunt's house...that will be embarrassing lol.
     
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    aww, don't worry, hun. At least you now know to hide ur pics into a deep folder, if ya do use your pics on another 'puter in the future. That's what I do with the pics I take from the net. ^_^

    Still...if I saw that my neph was hung, I'd just blush whenever I next see him :lol: but that's just me
     
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