My wife's orgasms

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  1. BigDallasDick8x6

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    For some reason my wife thinks it's necessary to tell me whenever she is about to have an orgasm.






    I've finally just started hanging up on her.....
     
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    thats the present she want to give you, after your hard work. you can also tell her when you are coming ha hah.
     
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    Ok, I'm not sure if you got the joke. Or maybe you're making a joke and it's over my head?
     
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    Lol, don't think he did but it was funny anyway. Thanks for the chuckle.
     
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    I don't think that thesilkroad read the final line.

    But if my wife called from my hot buddy's apartment and announced that she was about to cum, that for sure would make me cum on the spot.

    Hang up? Hell, no! I would want to hear it all.
     
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    Good point, he probably didn't scroll down far enough.

    And as far as fucking with my buddy goes (if I really had a wife) I'd want to watch!
     
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    Funny.
    :biggrin1:
     
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    how about the man while basking in the after glow of sex and feeling existenlialistic:
    Darling, tell me something that will make me both happy and horrify me simultaeously...
    She replied right away:
    Well, your dick is much bigger and fatter than all the guys in your office, including your boss...
     
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