My Wife's Penis

Reese

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Yup, 'tiz but a pretend detachable penis called "Mr Limpy" (made by the Fleshlight folk). We have fun with it, though. ;~)

Is kind of odd how many guys in our little village actually believe she's got a penis - and they've not even seen these photos! In fact, she recently asked me to tell on bloke she fancied that she didn't have a cock since he didn't believe her. :~P
 

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...and there was silly old me thinking it was one of those steroid-enhanced, pumped cliotrises you see on female body builders :rolleyes:. Things must sure be slow in Wiltshire this time of year :biggrin1::wink:
 

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You mean they've moved Glastonbury??? :eek::eek:


HAHAHAHA :redface::redface::redface: I AM SO EMBARASSED :redface::redface::redface: and apologise profusely to Reese and all those lost festival goers for my poor geography. Of course I meant Somerset :rolleyes: