My Wife's Penis

Discussion in 'Show Off' started by Reese, Jun 16, 2009.

  1. Reese

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    I didn't know that wives are supposed to have tiny dicks!!!!
     
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    They're not?? Why didn't she tell me that before we got married?!
     
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    Lovely wife!
     
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    she's bigger than you, so you might want to watch the use of the word "tiny".
     
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    play nice:cool:
     
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    wtf going on here.....
     
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    I am disgusted, sorry...
     
  9. Reese

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    she ahs a dildo
     
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    I agree with you!
     
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    looks like a dildo if it's real take a pic with it hanging down no hands.
     
  13. Reese

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    Yup, 'tiz but a pretend detachable penis called "Mr Limpy" (made by the Fleshlight folk). We have fun with it, though. ;~)

    Is kind of odd how many guys in our little village actually believe she's got a penis - and they've not even seen these photos! In fact, she recently asked me to tell on bloke she fancied that she didn't have a cock since he didn't believe her. :~P
     
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    ...and there was silly old me thinking it was one of those steroid-enhanced, pumped cliotrises you see on female body builders :rolleyes:. Things must sure be slow in Wiltshire this time of year :biggrin1::wink:
     
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    You mean they've moved Glastonbury??? :eek::eek:
     
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    Yep, they're all on the ley lines on a kind of merry-go-round of stone circles, Woodhenge is currently where Glastonbury used to be! :biggrin1:

    Thousands of people will be very confused later this week hehe!
     
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    Kinky wife... :tongue:
     
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    HAHAHAHA :redface::redface::redface: I AM SO EMBARASSED :redface::redface::redface: and apologise profusely to Reese and all those lost festival goers for my poor geography. Of course I meant Somerset :rolleyes:
     
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