My Working History

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  1. BUSTERHYMAN

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    My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

    Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

    After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

    Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

    Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

    I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

    My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

    I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

    Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

    I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

    I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

    So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

    After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

    My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

    So, I retired and I found I am perfect for the job!
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    You made my day...thanks...
     
  3. Mr. Snakey

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    Thats funny. Very good.
     
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