Myths about Jewish dudes?

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by bigsam, Jun 28, 2004.

  1. bigsam

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    Ok...so I know all this race stereotype stuff is bullshit. I was just interested to know what rumors or myths anybody had heard about Jews?

    I've heard from a lot of people that jews are supposed to be especially thick...or that they're right there under black dudes on the size chart. I've heard others say we're supposed to be especially small.

    I'm just wondering what other people heard/knew...

    I know for a fact that there are other guys in my fraternity (we're a jewish fraternity) who are bigger than me...and some very much smaller...so the idea of a generalization like that being true is utter bs.

    I presumed that the myth of being small probably came from the fact that we're all cut...no clue though

    Sam
     
  2. Imported

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    HornyVeteranSJ: People of the Jewish faith come from many different parts of the world...Poland, Russia, Germany, etc. It's almost like asking if Christians are hung better than Muslims. Now if you are asking about Israelis, that's different.
     
  3. bigsam

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    I believe the intent of the myth is specific to jews because in addition to being a religion judiasm is a bloodline. It is very very difficult to convert to judiasm and almost no one does. Thus almost all people of jewish descent are in fact descended from the same very small pool (relativley speaking) there are only 12 million jewish people in the world, and "jewish" is thought of by many to be a race as well as a relgion.


    This is the context in which I'd heard the myth before.

    Sam
     
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    Oi. I thought we had been very clear about the racial stereotype being mostly a myth ... why should a religious stereotype be any different. I've been with several Jewish men; some were hung, some were not. Some were thick-cocked; a couple were positively slender in endowment. Just like with race and nationality, there is no universal constant among Jewish men. If there were, you would see more men looking into Judaism for more than spiritual matters.
     
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    BRMSTN69: I've been biteing my tongue on this issue for a long time but I find the practice of racial steroytyping or profiling to be very distastefull. And to tell the truth I find the topics like "black men are stacked" or asian women are tighter and the use of phrases like indian with a dot or indian with a feather to be rather offensive, and I know in the past I've used the term nerd or geek but I ment no insult in it there just terms I use to describe people who are driven to seek knowledge there is no way to be 100% politicaly correct, no matter what you say someone will take offence to it. Well thats my two cents worth of rant.
     
  6. jonb

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    Well, "Jewish" isn't a race: In addition to the Ashkenazic and Sephardic Jews we're familiar with, some Jews are from Ethiopia, some from Kashmir, and some from China. There are even Jews who were in Israel before 1948; their descendants are still discriminated against for looking like Palestinians.

    All I can tell you is, Jews cut off the tip.
     
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    Being hetero, I have no basis for comparison, but I've never heard anything to confirm this. But I agree with DMW. Generalizations of particular races neither substantiates nor debunks with respects to physical endowement. Despite a lot of uninformed rumors, there really is no absolute in regards to it.
     
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    LoveGirl:
    It sounds like you conform to the quite retarded *Durr - makes a useless hand motion against chest - * idea that black men have monster cocks (well duh! They ARE black after all).

    You are an indignity to the human race.

    Thank you, This is princess of bitch signing off (for the next few minutes, need a soda).
     
  9. bigsam

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    Wow I really thought I made myself more clear in that first post...I guess I failed.


    I DO NOT in any way shape or form believe that there is any connection between race and size. I never have and I never will (unless absolutley scientifically proven but I doubt that).

    I DO NOT think that Black men have large penises as a generalization.


    HOWEVER...I do know that it is a very common stereotype, and such stereotypes also exist for other races. I was merely asking what if anything people had encountered as a stereotype towards jewish men. I was not in any way insinuating that jews in fact had larger or smaller penises at all. I was trying to find out if anyone else had heard the same myths and rumors and if so what they were.

    Please do not think that I am a racist, I am sooooo far from that. Please just go back and read my initial post if you doubt my intentions.

    I'm very sorry if I offended anyone...not only was that not my intention...I didn't even mean what I think people were finding offensive.

    Sam

    P.S. JonB while I am not going to lecture because you seem particularly learned, there is in fact a distinct genetically likeness to all people who can claim direct jewish descent. Even the ones that were discovered in ethiopia were found to posess a similar genetic "fingerprint". There are in fact some genes that are only carried specifically within the jewish community by people who are descended from the tribe of Cohen (the priests), and this gene is tested for during certain genetic disease screenings. As some measure of proof you can research the genetic corrolation between jewish descent and taysachs disease. It is often a large debate within the greater jewish community as to whether Judiasm is even a religion at all or whether it is a bloodline/culture. An example is the interim president of the international Hillel association who firmly believed for many years that judiasm was not a religion.
     
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    Sam,

    I am not sure what brought that on from Love Girl. I got you the first time. I didn't think you were confroming to the 'black=hungxl' stereotype.

    Anyway, I HAVE heard that same stereotype about jewish dudes actually, but in a slightly different contect than for black guys. With black guys it's almost like a great big black ape animal with a monster penis is going to get some white woman or something whereas with jewish guys it's almost seen as a big sexy plus or something.

    just the impressions i've gotten over the years.

    bbb
     
  11. bigsam

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    BBB...thank you...this was exactly the kind of response I was looking for.

    I have heard almost as many rumors about jews being big as small...I could theorize that myths about being small come from the mandatory circumcision...but I really can't think why we'd be thought of as bigger.

    Sam
     
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    Ok, first off, I'm Jewish and have no first hand (no pun intended) experience with other Jewish guys. But I am married to a Jewish woman who has many Jewish and Gentile friends who have been with many Jewish and Gentile guys. They would tell you that in their experience the rumors are generally true and that most of their Jewish lovers were larger than average and larger than their average Gentile guy. But like with everyone else, there are very wide variations with a few "he was so small I couldn't believe he was Jewish" stories thrown in. Interestingly, neither she nor her friends have claimed to have been with an "enormous" Jewish guy. Just "larger" or "more substantial" than the non-Jews.

    As to the population questions, I know an awful lot of "converted" Jews who used to be something else, so I can't say I agree with "It is very very difficult to convert to judiasm and almost no one does." Also, JonB is definitely right, there are Jews in and from all over the world. Despite the Nazi slaughter which reduced the global Jewish population from almost 17 million to 11 million, today Jews have recovered around the world to around 13.5 million.

    By the way, while being a fairly sensitive guy, I don't see what the big deal is about discussing whether Jews or Blacks or Irish or anyone else is hung. I mean it's a reasonable thing for people to be curious about and probably best explained in "Blazing Saddles" when Madeline Kahn asks Cleavon Little: "Is it twooo about you people being....gifted?" "Oh, it's twoo. It's twooo...it's twooooo."

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  13. txquis

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    My Jewish ex boyfriend was pretty average in size.
    My Jewish pal (not my boyfriend) had a huge dick.
    You just never know...i dont think you can tell,
    as has been established by many other posters.
     
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    Okay, if you're just asking about stereotypical rumours, not substantiated fact, I have heard, "Of course Jews have big cocks. Anyone with a nose that big has to be hung." At that, I just roll my eyes and let them go their merry way, knuckles dragging the ground, searching for bananas.
     
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    joeyeight: I do know that a higher percentage of male porn performers, (or at least back in the 80's) are Jewish than one would expect to find from the general population. Not just Ron Jeremy (Hyatt), but Harry Reams, Steve Drake, Hershal Savage, Paul Thomas and lots of others that slip my mind now. So I would say the rumor of being larger than average probably has some validity.

    Like it or not, there are tendancies for certain physical differences between the races, to deny that is taking Political Correctness to the point of foolishness.
     
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    What's funny about that is twofold: One, most sexual assaults are intra-racial, unless the victim is American Indian, in which case the majority of perpetrators are white. Two, apes have really tiny penises.
     
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    LoveGirl: Sex is a very intricate part of our culture therefore there is more of a demand for more substantial sex organs. The men with larger penises (not neccisarily, but it seems likely), and women with larger breasts (most men like larger breasts, even though breasts aren't physically a sex organ) procreate more. The gene combinations (not that I know much about genetics) that produce large phalluses are passed on to more children.
     
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    To answer the basic question of this post, I've heard a few comments over the years implying Jews tend to be small (no, I'm not claiming this is actually the case or not!)

    The last time was two weeks ago at a neighborhood party when my next-door neighbor, who was venting about her girlfriend's current boyfriend (she hates the guy) asked aloud what the girlfriend could "possibly see in that jerk" and a male neighbor suggested "maybe he's hung". At which point she held out her pinky and said, "Nah, he's Jewish."

    At which point I piped in, "so was Milton Berle." A few got it, others stared blankly.
    :wacko:
     
  19. txquis

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    Great reply, Simon9

    I wonder where these rumors start?
    I know from experience that dick size has
    nothing to do with race, or shoe size or nose or hand
    or anything.
    the smallest person i was ever with
    was 6'4" and had the biggest feet i'd ever seen.
     
  20. bigsam

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    LOL...thanks for the great responses everyone, this is a good, thoughtful and interesting topic. I"m glad everyone is being civil now, I love when that happens.

    I wonder too where the rumors start...and thats kind of what I was trying to figure out from this thread.

    The interesting thing is recently the topic actually came up in conversation with friends from school, several of which have been with some of my fraternity brothers. Aparantly I'm def not the only one in my chapter with that particular endowment, and we're starting to get a reputation for it...

    We'd already had a reputation as the "nice jewish boys" on campus...so girls started to come around for that reason, but now...who knows???

    The tshirt ideas are endless

    Sam
     
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