n00b post

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by califonz, Dec 2, 2007.

  1. califonz

    califonz New Member

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    Hey yall its califonz. This is my n00b post. I am a black/white/spanish (from spain)/ native american. I'm 6 ft 4 in, and weight 220 lbs. I smoke weed, drink, party and like to hook up with random girls, but I'm still technically a virgin. I don't know, and don't want to know my measurements, but I know I'm too big for the last 5 girls I tried to fuck. The last time I about started to tear up bocz it was the girl I been dating for the past 6 months. And I relly like her. I mean dammit. What tha fuck am I supposed to do, shove a cucumber in her for 25 minutes and make her loose. WTF????????????
     
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    Hey, califonz, welcome.
     
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