Nacho looking freakish thick

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They found a girl to pair him up with that had proportions to support the illusion of an over 8 inch cock?
 

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Funny gossip: Nacho is kind of a Pop star here in Spain, so he was invited to take part in one of those absurd reality shows where celebrities must survive in a lost island, or something like that. The thing is that Nacho´s cock was bitten by some weird bug from the jungle, so he is now complaining all the time in TV that, as a result of this event, his dick is curved upwards and he finds it extremely difficult to fuck the way he used to!!!
By the way it seems Nacho was mean and selfish during the show, the rest of the contestant describe him as a nasty person, disrespectful of the others, and with a huge ego. Surprisingly enough during his stay in the island he seemed not to be really interested in sex... He´s oftentimes in Spanish TV talk shows and he defines himself as a businessman rather than a sex freak. He´s apparently really fond of her current wife and he aims to quit the business as soon as possible.
 

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She has a scene with Shane Diesel and clearly is NOWHERE near as small as some of the other girls he has been with.
 

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Nothing. They just paired HIM with an almost diminutive doll and capitalized on the perspective angle, giving the illusion he'd somehow gotten more mammoth.
Ages old trick, man, especially in '80s porn ads too.

According to IMDB she's 1.6 m (5,3 feet) tall, which makes her slightly shorter than the average american woman (Americans being shorter than many europeans, particulary northern europeans, but taller than for most people outside of Europe).

So, hardly a "diminutive doll".
 

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According to IMDB she's 1.6 m (5,3 feet) tall, which makes her slightly shorter than the average american woman (Americans being shorter than many europeans, particulary northern europeans, but taller than for most people outside of Europe).

So, hardly a "diminutive doll".
Remember, I said "almost", but hey, all good.
 

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Nacho has always had a very thick cock, but the thing is, it looks shorter than usual in this video--which makes it appear even thicker. I'm sure it's like others' have said--camera angles and other tricks.
 

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Remember, I said "almost", but hey, all good.

"Hardly" and "almost" aren't exactly the same thing, but sure.

Plus, Nacho's also 6'2 against her 5'3, giving HIM a clean 11" over her.

Him being way taller than her doesn't make his dick look thicker. If anything, a big dick on a big man will look smaller than it is, while a big dick on a small man will look larger than it is (case in point: Mandingo).
 

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"Hardly" and "almost" aren't exactly the same thing, but sure.



Him being way taller than her doesn't make his dick look thicker. If anything, a big dick on a big man will look smaller than it is, while a big dick on a small man will look larger than it is (case in point: Mandingo).
No, but almost a foot over that chick makes the height differences more apropos. Besides, never said it would, just giving the general facts is all.
 

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regardless of how tiny she is look at the straight lines in that camera angle that are SO absurdly curved; Demonstrating the huge lens disproportion. it's practically a fish eye lens. Using the same critical analysis, you could similarly deduce that he has "FREAKISHLY" tiny feet too!

What happened to the size of his feet? Did he shrink them pumping?!;)
 

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yeah that is like mikey butders from a few years back: he is 5'5" or 5'6"

"Hardly" and "almost" aren't exactly the same thing, but sure.



Him being way taller than her doesn't make his dick look thicker. If anything, a big dick on a big man will look smaller than it is, while a big dick on a small man will look larger than it is (case in point: Mandingo).
 

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His replica dildo proved to be way too big for this teen's little pussy:
 

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I don't know why so much time was spent talking about this chicks height. Pay attention to her forehead at the beginning. It's called a fucking fisheye lens. They basically filmed this from inside the bowl. I'm amazed I didn't see a goldfish go by.
 
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