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So I work in a small office and sometimes it's just me here. Right now, I'm alone, and horny. Was thinking of getting nekkid and strolling about, owning the place, maybe kickin back at my desk for a good hard wank. Only problem is, even though he never usually comes in at this time, there is the chance that the boss could turn up. So, who reckons I should go for it, and if so, how naked do I get?
 

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I have only gotten naked at work to take some pics in the bathroom, which are in my gallery. Ive never had the courage to bare all outside of it. How do you go about getting naked? I always take off my clothes. Let me know how it works out
 

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Ha well I mean I could keep some stuff on if I was too scared about getting caught and needing to dress in a hurry, or I could think fuck it and get stark bollock and just strut about not giving a fuck. Might need some cheering on for that though, hence the thread.
 
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My suggestion? Pull down your pants, whip out your cock, blow your load, clean up, and look forward to a paycheck every two weeks.
 

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At a major company where I worked there were pics of one of the employees running around the office nude that some how showed up on the internet.

I don't know if they were fired or quit out of humiliation.
 

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Humiliation? I'd be owning that, showing I had the balls to get bare arsed and not give a shit!
 

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Humiliation? I'd be owning that, showing I had the balls to get bare arsed and not give a shit!

But what's those balls gonna get you when your are fired if you get caught??

Not worth the risk imo...
 
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Depends on how badly you need your job, and how easy it is to find another job should you get caught. Why not use a more appropriate venue like a nudist colony, nude beach, locker room, open shower or sauna/steam room? Lots of people will see you there which should satisfy the exhibitionist in you.
 
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I guess it's not really the same when the nudity is permitted and there's zero risk ...
 

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Yo Bro sometimes the biggest turn ons have the highest risk make sure no cameras doors locked then if u have the balls to do it just make sure have pics to prove it.
 

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No cameras mate, but the boss can always get in whether the doors are locked or not.
 

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So I work in a small office and sometimes it's just me here. Right now, I'm alone, and horny. Was thinking of getting nekkid. So, who reckons I should go for it, and if so, how naked do I get?

Well, it's a lot easier to put it away if your clothes are within reach. Who hasn't felt the need to rub one out during the workday?
 

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GO FOR IT..i ve done that many times..the risk of being caught turns me even more,,,several times i ve wanked online from my office,,,almost caught once...
so u d better lock the door and enjoy a good wank..
 

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Well, it's a lot easier to put it away if your clothes are within reach. Who hasn't felt the need to rub one out during the workday?
epic!! haha how many people were around?
did you just whip out ur dick or did you rub it down too? ;)
 

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Alone in work now - any dudes up for cheering me on to get naked? Gonna need a wingman!
 

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I'd suggest just whipping it out discreetly and blowing your load at your desk. Take plenty of pictures
 

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A UK Behaviour Change specialist and Leadership guru believes stripping off in the office will help boost employees' confidence and develop trust. Apparently by stripping off their clothes, staff could also strip away inhibitions and talk to each other more openly and honestly.

He said: "Inviting an organisation to go naked is the most extreme technique I've used. It may seem weird but it works. It's the ultimate expression of trust in yourself and each other."
Despite some initial reluctance, nearly all the staff took off all their clothes. Only one woman went fully naked. She said: "It was brilliant. Now that we've seen each other naked, there are no barriers.

"We weren't put under pressure. If we wanted to come to work clothed, or in our underwear, we could. But I love my body and wasn't ashamed."

At the end the usual phrases about it all having been an amazing "journey" and having "taught them so much" were obligingly recited.

For most people in the U.K., going to work in the nude is a very daunting prospect, but perhaps this extreme process will help them push their boundaries and become a close team that trusts each other enough to get naked together. I for one would give it a go.
 

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STUPID !... Do you honestly have such little concern for your job that IF you get caught you would probably get fired ?? Honestly, I dont want to help support your stupid ass....
its a NICE dick... keep it covered at work....
 

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Haven't any of you ever had sex in your place of work? I've had sex in almost every office I've ever worked in. If they ever use a UV light they'll see my DNA everywhere! Even rubbed off several under my desk, during work, lol.