http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/loc...y-takes-aim-at-bikini-clad-rival-20100622-akd When I first saw this story I thought wtf? Like, guy, she's a girl - which means she probably has a different "clientele"; besides which, if you hadn't said anything the rest of us would'a never have even HEARD of her. Jeez. On second thought, though, I think Burck has a point. Seems to me the concept of a naked cowboy, cowgirl, cowpoke, cowhand, or anything having to do with cattle and nudity on the streets of New York would have to be a concept completely unique unto itself, wouldn't it?? And if so, wearing a similar outfit and calling yourself the Naked Cow(whatever) would amount to "artistic theft". So Burck may indeed have a legal basis to sue. Suggestions for the former stripper turned comedian turned cowgirl: call yourself something else. No sweat! Here are a few possibilities (right off the cuff, mind you): Sandy Stripper... The Sidewalk Stripper... Stripper A Go Go... Strip-A-Rama... McStripper... ...Strippidy Doo Dah?