Naked Cowboy Might Sue Sandy Says Sources

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  1. b.c.

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    http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/loc...y-takes-aim-at-bikini-clad-rival-20100622-akd

    When I first saw this story I thought wtf? Like, guy, she's a girl - which means she probably has a different "clientele"; besides which, if you hadn't said anything the rest of us would'a never have even HEARD of her. Jeez.

    On second thought, though, I think Burck has a point.

    Seems to me the concept of a naked cowboy, cowgirl, cowpoke, cowhand, or anything having to do with cattle and nudity on the streets of New York would have to be a concept completely unique unto itself, wouldn't it?? :rolleyes:

    And if so, wearing a similar outfit and calling yourself the Naked Cow(whatever) would amount to "artistic theft". So Burck may indeed have a legal basis to sue.

    Suggestions for the former stripper turned comedian turned cowgirl: call yourself something else. No sweat! Here are a few possibilities (right off the cuff, mind you):

    Sandy Stripper...
    The Sidewalk Stripper...
    Stripper A Go Go...
    Strip-A-Rama...
    McStripper...

    ...Strippidy Doo Dah? :cool:
     
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    Naked Cowboy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    He has a registered trademark and successfully sued Mars Candy (M&M's) resulting in a partial verdict and out of court settlement.



    Want to see a picture of the cowgirl? :puke:
    Naked Cowboy vs. Naked Cowgirl in Times Square - NYPOST.com
    Also includes the lovely little snippet.
    His franchise fee is 500/mo or 5000/yr.

    She knows what she's doing, trying to rip him off.
     
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    I think she'd do better calling herself The Sweaty Naked Midtown Person. Many "natives" would sympathize and there are potentially more songs about weather.
     
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    .....???? You're kidding me, right?

    Anyway, I didn't know he sold franchises for the use of the term. So the name as a legal entity is already established. Sounds like an open and shut case.

    And not only that, after a deal fell through between them, she went out and recorded a song with someone called "The Cowboy"? That's fucked up, imo.
     
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    Not wanting to mean but it is true she is so unattractive. The truth is though she had been dressing in her own version of "cowboy" attire for years. She would appear on cable here in NYC. Not very talented and could only take a few moments of her...more like watching a car wreck. Only in America could you get two people with little talent fighting over being a naked anything.
     
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    You have NOT LIVED till you've seen SK's hideous cable show. OMG....Imagine a seeming 90 yr old lady w/a deep NY accent dressed w/paties trying to make the WORST Catskills jokes but hideous sex ones.
     
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    On a side note: I met the Naked Cowboy when I was in NYC, he was a complete tool.
     
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    Why is that not a surprise?:cool:

    The only thing I would pay Sandy Kane is for her to put some damn clothes on. 37 years old my ass
     
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    I like the idea of the naked cowboy...but he actually seems like a douche in reality
     
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