Naked Woman

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  1. Rikter8

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    A woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with
    delight.

    She was stark naked and looking at herself in a full length mirror as
    she jumped up and down on the bed. Then her husband walked in. He stood, watching her for a while, then asked, "What's the matter with you? Are you crazy, woman? Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?"

    The woman continued to bounce on the bed and replied, "I don't care! I
    just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor said that I have the
    breasts of an 18-year-old."

    The husband smirked and then asked, "What did he say about your
    56-year-old ass?"


    "Your name never came up," she replied
     
  2. GoneA

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    heheheh ... good one.
     
  3. B_Danceswithlamps

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    I read this one the day it came out! It was super funny!

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS MY 100TH POST! HOOOTRAY!
     
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