Name My Leg

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  1. Onslow

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    Okay guys and the lovely ladies as well--

    the time is fast approaching. The measuring is done. The fittings are done. All I need to do now is figure out a name for my new prosthetic leg. The crew has informed me that on Tuesday it will be mine.


    Yes, I name them.


    This will be the latest in the ongoing series of legs which have been mine (I lost one in a drunken spree about a year ago somewhere between Jamestown and New York City, if you see it, I want it back and am willing to negotiate payment as it holds sentimental value. It answers to the name of Gus--after astronaut Gus Grissom. A crate of Twinkies will be delivered to you as a reward--unless I eat them all first)


    So. help an old queer out here and give me some ideas (and if you say Peg o' my heart, I'll whack you with the leg.)
     
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    Well there is always "Eileen", but that ranks up there with Peg o' My Heart. LOL

    I suggest Boudreaux.
     
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    How about Joe?
     
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    Engelbert Humperdink
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!

    How about Blade runner?
     
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    Call it "jealous" because it's still smaller than your dick.
     
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    Stumpy ???
     
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    How about Pecker...he's always "supportive" too.

    (second thought Peckerwood?)
     
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    I fancy "Tete"..nickname for Teresa...:wink: :cool:
     
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    Hmmm...how about Betty Grable? She was known for her legs.
     
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    How about Ahab?
     
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    Pumpernickel or Sydney or Leg-a-licious.
     
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    Or Legoless.
     
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    Atlas (because it dutifully holds up the celestial Onslow)
     
  17. Onslow

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    For a second I thought that said Bordeaux--

    Nah...

    --with a nickname of Dinky? Eek!

    I believe a blade done run through me to get me this far.

    Too spooky after seeing the movie Heathers

    I like your thinking--
    I have been called that--but for other reasons.

    Oi vey!

    I considered Pecker; but it seems somewhat seedy considering my ongoing attraction to him--I'd be tempted to fondle my leg--

    Which sort of sends me to Pecs which brings me back to Pecker--

    Or considering me, we could try Betty Gayble--

    I am almost tempted to say Aye aye Captain--

    Odd choices; but pumpernickel is strangely attractive.

    Groan--

    Celestial? I am touched (and not just in the head either).


    Thank you all.
    Keep the ideas flowing everybody. Some interesting ones here so far.
     
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    Actually, I clicked send to soon.
    Joe is short for "Joseph Stalin, cause without him you'd be fallin'."

    Okay, I know that's a groaner :tongue:
     
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    Interesting since Stalin is his chosen name and derives from the Russian word for steel so there would be steel supports. (Just don't make me go with his birth name of Dzhugashvili)
     
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    Don Juan?
     
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