Och, so droll.
Hmm, dowel, Malcolm, as in Malcolm McDowel(l)?
I might want to thwack you with a towel for that one. Malcolm does not even start to connect with me.
What name could be more apropos than Gore. Al Gore.
Oh yes, Gore the bore to replace the leg which was from my body tore-- but if I wore it would it beome grist for lore? I see my humor is leaving your sides sore--that's it for my rhymes there'll be no more, now get yourself up off of the floor as I exit swiftly through the door before you thrash me to the core (my humor was better in days of yore).
Well, Gore is an English name and means Applied.
Why, I am appalled! Well, speechless at least. Clearly Gore is not going to do it; although your suggestion of Gyan had a moment of hope.
Okay the short list is being compiled and it now has Meridius, Gizmo, Atlas, Betty Gayble, and from some other persons apart from this board--yes I do go to anothere site at times--George, Gompers, Otto, Chester and on a personal note Galt. There's a story about Galt (think
Hair)--better to save that for later.
Still time to put in suggestions and any thoughts on the aforementioned names.
In the words of Hugh Downs--I'll be back.