Name my penis! :)

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  1. Mackleanen Beebarf

    Mackleanen Beebarf New Member

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    I couldn't decide in which forum to put this, but since it involves my SO, I figured this was as good a place as any.

    My wife has decided she wants to give my cock a name. Just out of the blue the other night, she says "We need to call it something." Then she asked me what I wanted her to call it. I really had no idea, and thought it'd probably be more her place to do it anyway (naming your own cock is like deciding your own salary :wink:), but this morning the light bulb went off and I figured, "What a better place to get suggestions that the fine folks at LPSG?"

    So, if you have the time and would like to take a shot, click on my gallery then come back here and suggest a name for my member. Feel free to be creative and have some fun!

    Thanks!
     
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    is there a prize for the winning name? maybe a two week vacation in the South of France:biggrin1:
     
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    Elmer Prettiwillie.
     
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    double meat whopper
     
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    Roger would be a good name for your penis...
     
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  8. Tlss

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    Call it "Oh Shit"
     
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    Call it "your name". So then you can be like hey I bet I have your name in my pants. And then you can whip it out and be like baahahahha !
     
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    How about "Big Daddy" seems fitting after seeing your profile pics.
     
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    Mad Dog...dont know why, just came to mind
     
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    Yes, man, a dick like yours certainly should have its own name (and anything else it wants).

    I like "enstar", do you?
     
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    Brutus....Ate you Brutus? Ate you?
     
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    "Mine"
     
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    The name of my cock has been "The Hammer" for so long know i can't remember. My girl and all the guys on my past wrestling team knew me as the hammer...
     
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    well my ex used to call me The Great O:cool:
     
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