Name my penis! :)

[B_btrelll]

The name of my cock has been "The Hammer" for so long know i can't remember. My girl and all the guys on my past wrestling team knew me as the hammer...

I call mine "The Wrench" because it tightens nuts

 

[bentrim]

i would name it "YUMMY for my tummy "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

need to talk to people from oklahoma ( perferrably men ), but ladies are welcome to.

bentrim1948@yahoo.com

 

[B_RoysToy]

My ex named mine "Her man", because she thought it was!!!

 

[crescendo69]

Big Bad Dick

 

[D_smack ash]

Peter Phallus. sounds like a secret agent

 

[dcwrestlefan]

I couldn't decide in which forum to put this, but since it involves my SO, I figured this was as good a place as any.

My wife has decided she wants to give my cock a name. Just out of the blue the other night, she says "We need to call it something." Then she asked me what I wanted her to call it. I really had no idea, and thought it'd probably be more her place to do it anyway (naming your own cock is like deciding your own salary :wink, but this morning the light bulb went off and I figured, "What a better place to get suggestions that the fine folks at LPSG?"

So, if you have the time and would like to take a shot, click on my gallery then come back here and suggest a name for my member. Feel free to be creative and have some fun!

Thanks!

jason and his two buddies.

 

[Mackleanen Beebarf]

Thanks, everybody! Some of those were quite entertaining. :wink:

I never imagined this would end up a 2-page thread....

 

[simcha]

How about "Dinky?" It's got a nice ring to it. :chairfall:

(Not to imply anything, I just like the name.)

 

[Principessa]

My ex-bf named his George. It was kinda fun cause if we were at a boring party I could say that I hadn't seen George in a while and we should leave so we could check on him.:biggrin1:

Another guy called his Biff the Stiff.

 

[Ed69]

"The Bald Avenger".Spreading orgasms to the deprived female populace for the good of humankind!I like superhero theme's.

 

[Divine1]

A derivative of your name....Patty Wacker...or Phat Pat!?!?!?

 

[arliss]

here's an original ...why not name it ....Big Dirigible

 

[arkyman]

Buddy boy!

 

[B_andyo]

fatty hotdog

 

[B_Just Joe]

dude i could totally use a name for mine. i dont got one for it!

 

[Awesum9]

How about just giving it it's own ZIP code?

 

[Divine1]

Joe--
You don't need a nickname....just erect an momument of it so we can all stand in awe!

 

[CUBE]

dude i could totally use a name for mine. i dont got one for it!

try "Joe Sr"

 

[D_Clumbert Cocksicle]

How about "The One-eyed Monster"

 

[B_Just Joe]

ha ha you guys.