my first two... - if you bring a child onto an airplane. control them. not sure why this popped into my mind tonight, but this irritated the shit out of me. there was this little girl skipping up and down the aisle as a plane i was on was getting ready to land at washington reagan a few years ago. this was during the period where everyone had to have their ass in a seat 30 minutes prior to touchdown or the flight would divert. i had no time or desire to go to baltimore or richmond that day. the flight attendant got on the microphone several times and finally just said "everyone needs to sit down!" control your god damn kids. better yet, take a bus or train. - if the sign at the grocery store says "this register is for no checks and 15 items or less", don't go up there with 150 pounds of shit and a checkbook. i hate getting mean. but i had to tell this bitch once "cant you read the fucking sign?" after she pulled that in front of me.