- Midgets! They are little and piss me off ;-)
Ha ha -- you sound like Eric Cartman.
I hate it when registers say "15 items or less" because it should say "15 items or fewer".
In Cambridge, Massachusetts, they actually do say that. I have not seen the correct form used anywhere else.
-people who do not say "thank you" when you hold a door open for them
Even worse: People who, when you pull open a door for yourself and they are coming toward it from the opposite direction, walk RIGHT AT YOU so that you have to STAND ASIDE, and then they walk through the door that YOU ARE HOLDING OPEN FOR THEM -- and don't say "Thank you"! The last time this happened to me, I was too stunned to shout at the perpetrator's back, "You're welcome, asshole!"
People who can't park their grocery basket to the side of the aisle in the store, they just stop in the middle and leave their basket while they go get an item. Elderly women are the worst about this. This is why i don't shop in the morning when they are around.
Again, I have a topper: People who, when they want to leave their grocery basket for a moment, park it RIGHT NEXT TO ANOTHER GROCERY BASKET, as if for the express purpose of blocking the aisle!
I haven't noticed that old people do this more often than others, but in general I think that old people excel at blockage. They have a knack of using the moment at which they are standing at a choke point, blocking all other pedestrian traffic, to stop and think about where they want to go. Worst of all is when they do this upon arrival at the top of an escalator, as if it never occurred to them that there might be other people coming up behind them who have to move forward or risk falling back down the fucking steps.