Name your fragrance

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  1. flame boy

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    Liz had White Diamonds, Miss Piggy had "Moi" but what would the name of your very own perfume / fragrance be? Further more, what would be it's pretentious description?
     
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    There's quite a few new ones in the pipeline I hear....

    'Prudence' by Gordon Brown
    'Slut' by Luka82
    'Vengeance' by Spoiled Princess
    'Eau de Toilet' by Patchos :wink:

    Haven't thought of mine yet...
     
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    "Whore" by Luka!
    It smells like virginity!
    :):):)
     
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    "New Start" or "In Awe" (reference to somebody :wink:)
     
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    I've also heard rumour that Kate Moss is launching the highly addictive 'White Rocks'.
    This will join Tony Blair's 'False Witness' and the Labour Party's very own 'Peerage' (only available to party donors) on the shelves. ;)
     
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    Personally, i'd go for "Stench".

    A musky fragrance which reminds you of old books from grandparents houses. A faint whiff of blood too!
     
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    "Public restroom" by Joll:):):)
     
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    My followup fragrance to the hugely popular Stench would be Dog's Fart. Another musky classic!
     
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    Oh, I know some more...
    BDSM by Aconitum
    JamieFord by JF
    Drama Queen by JJ
     
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    LOL heheh. Poor ol JJ.
    And lol @ Flamey's Stench. ;)

    I'm marketing 'Chav' on my own label...
    and 'Shite' for classier punters. *Cover yourself in 'Shite', and you'll come up smelling of roses*. :wink:

    JamieFord's 'Treason' reeks of EU-corruption, and is available in a 'two-for-the price-of-three' twinpack, with Cherie Blair's 'Let Them Eat Cake'.
     
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    Bubblicious by Princess Tasha
    Curvylicious by Princess Tasha

    Totty by Calboner
    Gobshite by Mushroomhead
    SammichFace by Mushroomhead

    Smitten by JonnyVee
     
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    Nude by nudeyorker; wear it or wear nothing!
     
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    LMAO! :biggrin1: Can I find it in me local Asda?
     
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    I'll be first in line for that one! Will the model be appearing for autographs???
     
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    Fly away with dc9...the more you rub it in, the better it gets
     
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    'Fog On The Tyne' by JF

    'Busty Wench' by Aconitum (evokes the atmosphere of a West Country Tavern)
     
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    Egg ? hrm is there a mild sulfurous smell too it. Similar to when you eat too many hard boiled eggs and get gas?:eek:
     
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