[FONT="]This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.[/FONT]
[FONT="]But what the heck, he says to himself, I really want a drink.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Shortly after sitting himself down, the bar-tender approaches, and says to the guy[/FONT]
[FONT="]What's the name of your penis?[/FONT]
[FONT="]The guy says look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The bartender replies, I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Mine for instance, is Nike, for the slogan Just Do It.[/FONT]
[FONT="]That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because it really satisfies.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The poor customer looks dumb-founded so the bartender tells him he will give him a minute to think it over.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The customer turns to the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, and asks, Hey bud [/FONT]
[FONT="]Whats the name of your penis?[/FONT]
[FONT="]The man looks back with a smile, Timex.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The thirsty guy asks why Timex.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Cause it takes a licking' and keeps on ticking'.[/FONT]
[FONT="]A little shaken. He turns to the fellow sitting to his right sipping on a Margarita.[/FONT]
[FONT="]So what do you call your penis?[/FONT]
[FONT="]The fellow turns to him and proudly exclaims, Ford! Because quality is job one.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Then he adds, have you driven a Ford lately?[/FONT]
[FONT="]He has to think for a moment, to come up with a name.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Finally, he turns to the bartender and shouts; the name of my penis is Secret! [/FONT]
[FONT="]Now give me a beer.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The bartender begins to pour his beer but with a puzzled look asks, Why Secret?[/FONT]
[FONT="]The customer replies.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Because, its strong enough for a man, but it's made for a women.[/FONT]
[FONT="]But what the heck, he says to himself, I really want a drink.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Shortly after sitting himself down, the bar-tender approaches, and says to the guy[/FONT]
[FONT="]What's the name of your penis?[/FONT]
[FONT="]The guy says look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The bartender replies, I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Mine for instance, is Nike, for the slogan Just Do It.[/FONT]
[FONT="]That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because it really satisfies.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The poor customer looks dumb-founded so the bartender tells him he will give him a minute to think it over.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The customer turns to the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, and asks, Hey bud [/FONT]
[FONT="]Whats the name of your penis?[/FONT]
[FONT="]The man looks back with a smile, Timex.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The thirsty guy asks why Timex.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Cause it takes a licking' and keeps on ticking'.[/FONT]
[FONT="]A little shaken. He turns to the fellow sitting to his right sipping on a Margarita.[/FONT]
[FONT="]So what do you call your penis?[/FONT]
[FONT="]The fellow turns to him and proudly exclaims, Ford! Because quality is job one.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Then he adds, have you driven a Ford lately?[/FONT]
[FONT="]He has to think for a moment, to come up with a name.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Finally, he turns to the bartender and shouts; the name of my penis is Secret! [/FONT]
[FONT="]Now give me a beer.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The bartender begins to pour his beer but with a puzzled look asks, Why Secret?[/FONT]
[FONT="]The customer replies.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Because, its strong enough for a man, but it's made for a women.[/FONT]