Name Your Penis

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  1. GayFrog

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    [FONT=&quot]This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]But what the heck, he says to himself, I really want a drink.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Shortly after sitting himself down, the bar-tender approaches, and says to the guy[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]What's the name of your penis?[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The guy says look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The bartender replies, I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mine for instance, is Nike, for the slogan Just Do It.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because it really satisfies.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The poor customer looks dumb-founded so the bartender tells him he will give him a minute to think it over.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The customer turns to the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, and asks, Hey bud [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]What’s the name of your penis?[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The man looks back with a smile, Timex.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The thirsty guy asks why Timex.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Cause it takes a licking' and keeps on ticking'.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]A little shaken. He turns to the fellow sitting to his right sipping on a Margarita.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]So what do you call your penis?[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The fellow turns to him and proudly exclaims, Ford! Because quality is job one.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Then he adds, have you driven a Ford lately?[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]He has to think for a moment, to come up with a name.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Finally, he turns to the bartender and shouts; the name of my penis is Secret! [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Now give me a beer.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The bartender begins to pour his beer but with a puzzled look asks, Why Secret?[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The customer replies.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Because, it’s strong enough for a man, but it's made for a women.[/FONT]
     
  2. musclecock24

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    lmfao hahah thats a good one
     
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    :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
     
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    Good One!!
     
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    Way to go!
     
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    Great...One.....haha
     
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    the name of my penis is Soda 'cause it spurts if you shake it a lot
     
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    hahaha good one MW..
     
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    Can I play too, tho I don't have a Peen?

    My boobs are called Coke and Pepsi
    Coke b/cause "Its the Real Thing" and Pepsi b/c "More Bounce to the Ounce" (an old slogan... )
     
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    Lol :D a touch of vintage is always nice ;-)
     
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    His name is "Herman", coz my ex named him that. But, he wasn't a one person penis.
     
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    the pain behind your eyes
    OR if you're coffee buff, then Maxwell House, good to the last drop.
    Or you could be like a rain or snow storm, never know how many inches you get, or when it comes.
     
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