names for your Boobs

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by love2trybig1, Dec 7, 2006.

  1. love2trybig1

    love2trybig1 Active Member

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    ladies, you have names for your boobs or is that more a guy thing :smile:
     
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    "The Girls"

    not very original, I know...:biggrin1:
     
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    I don't even have a name for my member. I can't think of any reason to name bodyparts o_O
     
  4. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    :lmao: and we as humans think we are the superior species. LOL
    Umm my coworkers have even given theirs human names. I think one woman has a breast named sue. haha
     
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    If I had to name them,....it would just be "the twins".
     
  6. ClaireTalon

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    Cushions, Cushies, Puppies, Whoppers, Bouncers, tanks and many more. It's definitely not a guy thing.
     
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    Sorry but that is just wrong. I have never been with a guy and didnt name his dick. It is one of the first things i do when i see him naked for the first time, have a look and see what it should be called

    Anytthing from Junior to larry, Moe & short n curlies.

    A good dick need to be named..cant say ive named the boobs though :smile:
     
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    some people are said to even give their children names. Funny world it is. :rolleyes:

    actually I don't think I'll be turned on when my partner gives a name to my dick
     
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    Snakebyte, why not call yours Dr. It's a Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde thing.
     
  10. DC_DEEP

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    Several years ago, I worked with a woman who had named her left one "Uncle Bill" and her right one "Mr. French." I think she called her snatch "Lucy." She was indeed a strange woman.
     
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    I've never had names for my norks - but if anyone wants to make suggestions feel free! lol
     
  12. Lordpendragon

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    Blair and Bush? They're a pair of big tits. :smile:
     
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    I was unnamed until my husband, he thought all women named them because of the ex. Most times I can barely remember my own name, so they are now the girls and we can't forget Ms. Slowkum (I know I spelt that wrong she is on the British comedy "Have you been Served" and she is constantly making references to her pussy. )
     
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    I'm surprised no one has yet used "The Grand Tetons."
     
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    LOL excellent choice... but not sure, with those names, I'd ever again be able to view them as sexual objects haha
     
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    I used to date this one chick who after a couple of dates finally blurted out,"C'mere and play with my yabbos."
     
  17. Lordpendragon

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    I think I'd pick fun cushions Denise, though I also like blouse bunnies. :smile:

    bazookas (plural, slang, large breasts)
    bazoomies (plural, slang, large breasts)
    bee bite (slang, small breasts)
    beer glass (plural, slang, large breast, from the set of champagne, wine, and beer glasses)
    berthas (plural, slang, large breasts, from large German artillery gun in WWI)
    big berthas (plural, slang, large breasts, from large German artillery gun in WWI)
    big McDuffs (plural, slang, large breasts)
    blouse bunnies (plural, slang)
    boob (slang)
    boobie (slang)
    bosom (plural)
    boulders (plural, slang, derived from “over the shoulder boulder holder” for “bra”)
    brace and bits (plural, slang)
    breast (anatomy)
    bristols (British slang, one source claims from British WWI fighter aircraft called the Bristol Fighter, contracted to “Brisfit”, which rhymed with tit, while another source claims from the Bristol City soccer team)
    bubbies (plural, slang)
    bubs (plural, slang)
    buds (plural, slang, small breasts)
    buffers (plural, slang)
    cantaloups (plural, slang)
    cantaloupes (plural, slang)
    champagne glass (plural, slang, small breast, from the set of champagne, wine, and beer glasses)
    chi-chi (slang)
    chubbies (plural, slang, large breasts)
    coconuts (plural, slang, large breasts)
    Dolly Partons (plural, slang large breasts, from the country singer)
    double barrel (plural, slang)
    Double Lotus Peak (plural, Taoist spiritual)
    droppers (plural, slang, large breasts)
    dugs (plural, slang)
    dumplings (plural, British slang)
    fun cushions (plural, slang)
    globes (plural, slang, large breasts)
    grapefruits (plural, slang, large breasts)
    headlights (plural, slang)
    hooters (plural, slang, large breasts)
    hummers (plural, slang)
    jugs (plural, slang, large breasts)
    knobs ((plural, slang)
    knockers (plural, slang, large breasts)
    light and bitter (plural, British slang, a joke about a barmaid having the two main types of English beer tattooed on her breasts)
    lungs (plural, slang)
    mammary (anatomy)
    melon (slang, large breast)
    milk wagons (plural, slang, large breasts)
    muffins (plural, slang, small breasts)
    norks (plural, slang)
    pair (plural, slang)
    puppies (plural, slang, large breasts)
    rack (slang)
    ski slopes (plural, slang)
    tabs (plural, slang, small breasts)
    ta tas (plural, slang)
    teat (the nipple, slang when applied to whole breast)
    thirty-eights (plural, slang, large breasts)
    thr’penny bits (plural, British slang)
    tit (slang)
    tittie (or titty)(slang)
    top bullocks (plural, slang)
    tweeters (plural, slang, small breasts)
    twin mounds (plural, slang)
    twin peaks (plural, slang)
    twins (plural, slang)
    udder (downward hanging bag of cow, female goat, or other milk producing animals, slang when applied to human breasts)
    voos (plural, slang)
    wine glass (plural, slang, medium-size breast, from the set of champagne, wine, and beer glasses)
    woofers (plural, slang, large breasts)
     
  18. bouncergirl04

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    Titti Ta Ta.s ....but my mother still insists on calling them Spots !!!!
     
  19. ClaireTalon

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    Comports with what I also used to call mine for some time: HEADLIGHTS.

    Other than that, there was sandbags. Bumpers. Honkers. Bazookas. Grenades.
     
  20. Gisella

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    I call mines peitos or mamas...

    And in english I like tits...sounds more suculent to me.

    I don't like boobs though...
     
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