Names to call in public to someone with a big cock

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  1. good_guy

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    Hey,
    I got a friend that is really big soft (about 7") that me and my mates go swimming together.

    We are looking for a nickname that we can call him which represt his cock size.
    We thought about things like "big boy" / "big guy" but we want something more original.

    It should be a name that u can say out in public without getting weird stares from everyone around you :biggrin1:

    Any ideas? :rolleyes:
     
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    Moby Dick or Seven
     
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    Lol! Seven is cool :p
     
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    I got called "Donk" by some friends after they saw me once. That lasted a couple months really lol.
     
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    I like seven as well.....
     
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    yeah go a step further and get him a t shirt that says Seven.... hah
     
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    I say, "Hey GUY-WITH-BIG-COCK!"
     
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    The Boston Dangler. If he lives in Boston...
    Moby
    Nessie (as in Loch Ness Monster)
     
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    You could call him big softie--people will just think he is a really nice guy:biggrin1:
     
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    Tripod is a nickname I gave a friend of mine.
     
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    Lol great names thanks guys! How would u call me ( pics in my gallery)? ;)
     
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    I would call you hot dude. very hot
     
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    Damn! Are all u guys hung, haha. I'd call u "Angus"...premium beef down there. ;)
     
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    I would call you Penis God
     
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    You could also go for a playful opposite. TINY springs to mind.
     
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    yeah, thats not weird :p
     
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    lol! With that size of bulge I'm not it's gonna work :p
     
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    I was once called dangler
     
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    I had a mate who was a small lad with a massive (long and thick), circumcised cock - unusual amongst lads our age in the UK. From the first time that he dropped his pants in the changing rooms at school he became known as "Nozzle", due to the similarity between his cock and a fireman's hose.
     
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