Naming your endowments?

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by jacksinnerpirate, Jul 19, 2005.

  1. jacksinnerpirate

    jacksinnerpirate New Member

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    Hey guys. This is only my second post, but I was curious as today I was thinking about how my ex girlfriend used to have a name for my penis.

    Now this isn't anything awesome like "Huge" or "Wow" or "Krull the Sex God." She named it, "Mr. Peen."

    Needless to say this was highly disconcerting as it turned me off like crazy.

    Has anyone else had their partner name your penis (or equivalent, for the ladies) something awful?

    Also, told someone about it. Cause that is highly annoying as well as embarassing.
     
  2. jonb

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    We just refer to him in masculine pronouns rather than inanimate ones. "He wants more." "He's happy."
     
  3. Pappy

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    My EX named mine "Herman" many years ago and it has stuck.
     
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    I see the trend aims at thread redundancy on here - but however... my dick is named Roddy, named so by a child care center girl whom I dated a few times. It's because he reminds her (in regards of length, girth and the time it needs to erect) of Kanga-Roddy, a picture book character (kangaroo). So one night she said, I'll name him Roddy - because he reminds me of...

    My current ladyfriend sometimes calls him my pipeline, oil rig, and other terms - but no real human names.

    Bruce
     
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    I had a friend who named her tits inky and pinky... it was quite interesting, actually...
     
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    Mine doesn't have an original name or any other name that's stuck. Just 'it' 'cock' and 'dick' are the usual names.
     
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    No.

    Im not into the whole "naming bits of you" thing.
     
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    Mine has usually been referred to as "It" or "That Thing".
     
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    Thumper. One of my brothers named it.
     
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    :D

    I remember naming one girlfriend's breasts (swallowed up in a fit of silliness), but, for the life of me, I can't remember the names. The beautiful, dangerous one and her shy, pointing-in-another-direction sister.

    This whole thing can be cute up to a point but crosses over into annoying or even disturbing territory pretty quickly. Like referring to oneself in the third person.
     
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    B) Probably one of the most fun a guy can have in conversation on a cell phone is use his penis nickname to baffle or amuse anyone eavesdropping. Mine is "querido Pancho Grande" or Pancho(Spanish for dearest Frank Biggie or Frank). This is common among Latinos and is a cultural expression of appreciation for our favorite appendage, not a sign of insecurity as someone else wrote in another section of this website.

    Also, it is a common expression among gay Latino men here in the northern half of CA to use the expression "San Pancho" in lieu of San Francisco, in order to identify a major reason for seeking Big Pancho in Babylon- by- the Bay, a mere 90 miles away from where I live.
     
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    my ex dubbed mine "richard" for obvious reasons



    I called a girl's cunt "the grand canyon" once. she dumped me for some reason...
     
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    That's hilarious, btw.

    Also, I'm sorry for this being a repeat topic. As I said before, I haven't been posting for long.
     
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    mine is the stonerboner
     
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    my previous girlfriend calls mine ka iggy... (ka is tagalog for older mister)

    iggy
     
  16. rob_r_lpsg

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    The last girl I was with called me "meat" every so often.
     
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    Krueger: I'd name mine, but I can never come up with anything I like for too long. Kinda want a name for it now. Any suggestions?
     
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    How can we help you, if we haven't seen it?
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    It's probably best if we don't name it for you.
     
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