Natalie Portman's new career

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  1. jakeatolla

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    but, but...she's normally so sweet.
     
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    Sure sure, she is sweet at first! Make sure you keep licking because if you lick hard enough, you may just find a sour treat in the center of Ms. Portman. A gangsta rappin', busta cappin' playgirl, who don't take no crap and shaves her head:cool:
    EVERYONE GO SEE V FOR VENDETTA!!!! Great book, and looks like an even better film:biggrin1:
     
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    That was some funny shit Jake!
     
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    Priceless. I never liked her until now.
     
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    I saw that last weekend when it was on live (I think it was Saturday Night Live) and it was pretty hilarious because she did it so well!
     
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    From the title I thought you meant maybe she was going to give acting a try.
     
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    Nows thats humour. Good one!!!
     
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