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1: Go up to a tree and take a piss, if your pee attracts ants, you have diabetes.
2: If it dries fast, your sodium is high.
3: If it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high.
4: If you forgot to unzip, Alzheimer.
5: If yo missed the tree, Parkinson's.
6:If you peed on your shoes, enlarged prostate.
7: If you can't smell it, Covid 19.
2: If it dries fast, your sodium is high.
3: If it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high.
4: If you forgot to unzip, Alzheimer.
5: If yo missed the tree, Parkinson's.
6:If you peed on your shoes, enlarged prostate.
7: If you can't smell it, Covid 19.