Authors Note:
I guess thats how it all got started. I had never even considered that my life could take the path of a pornstars, but that certainly isnt the case. A lot has changed about me, my friends, and everything around us in the past few years. I suppose it was a lot of fun. I mean, I saw Boogie Nights, and that all looked like it would be a lot of fun, at least at first, so I gave it a try. It was nothing like Boogie Nights. I have no regrets. I hope you enjoy the story, I hope I can help put you in the same positions, and help you to appreciate everything it has to offer.
--J
Chapter 1:
The day after Michelle and I had that little post-coital discussion about porn applications, she was already setting the sites up on my computer. I still hadnt gotten out of bed yet.
Come on, you promised youd fill these out today!
First of all, Michelle, I dont remember actually promising anything. Secondly, its super early in the morning! Cant I just do them later?
Nope, Ive got everything set up and ready for you to answer.
But... but Im so comfy in my bed! I whined. And it worked to my advantage, almost.
Ok, Ill fill them out for you. Spell your first and last names.
You cant do that? I mean, weve been friends for a year, and casual fuck buddies since the beginning of the month, dont you know my name? I bite my tongue though, J-A-Y-S-O-N Jayson, P-A-P-A-Z-O-G-L-A-K-I-S Papazoglakis.
Oh, I didnt know you were so Greek! Is that why David calls you Pops?
Mmhmm, I mumble, without removing my head from under the covers. Im not really in the mood for this right now. And Im barely Greek. Its just my paternal grandfathers name thats been passed down to Poles and Germans and so such ethnic scum, as he would have said.
OK, Michelle begins with the questions again. Nearest major airport?
Uh... JFK, I guess
Age?
19
They also want your birthdate.
July 6th, 1990
Height and Weight?
511, 165
Measurements?
What, for my dick?
I guess. They have two lines.
Ok, 7 long, 5 around.
Oh, please, Im rounding those up a little. Describe your pubic hair.
I guess, trimmed.
Are you willing to travel, expenses paid?
I guess
Have you any previous modeling experience?
Modeling? Haha, nope, no modeling.
A lot of these next ones I can fill in. Let me see here...race?
You can figure out a bunch of them, but not that Im white? Im sure olive-skinned isnt an option, so...caucasian
Sexual Preference?
Straight. Mostly straight, anyway.
Yeah, they dont have a mostly button, so Im gonna go ahead and put straight.
Shoe Size?
12
Current Occupation?
Student
Are you masculine, somewhat masculine, or not masculine at all?
What do you think?
Somewhat, ok. Piercings or Tattoos... no. T-shirt size?
Medium
Waist and Inseam?
30-34
Is lean and toned a good way to describe your body?
I guess if theres no other appropriate option.
Ok, and where would you like me to check off that you have body hair. Definitely legs, arms, armpits. What else? The options are chest, legs, back, arms, armpits, ass.
I guess put chest. Theres not a lot but its still pretty significant. And ass. Oh boy, theres a lot of ass hair down there.
And Ill just leave facial hair unchecked, because stuff like that can change pretty quickly. The rest you can fill out yourself and then just click enter and youre on your way to stardom!
Ok, but what now. Are you coming back to bed for a little mid-morning snack? And by snack I mean my penis?
Haha... no. Actually, Im gonna try and get you out of this filthy frat house and down to the diner for breakfast. You have to get some greens in your diet instead of just smoking them! You need to be in perfect physical shape if youre gonna get this job!
While preparing for breakfast I figured out where, if I got this job, it would leave my friendship with Michelle. It disturbed me that she got this idea all of a sudden, that she could be fucking a pornstar, that her sorority could say they know a pornstar, that my brothers in DU could report to potentially pledging students that yes, there is a pornstar in our fraternity. It started as a joke, and suddenly it seems like a lot is riding on me getting this Modeling job.
Other than filling out the remaining info, and uploading a few photos of myself, the porn job never really factored into my life for the next two weeks. They were the last two weeks before I started selling my body for money on camera. I put it dramatically, of course, but this is a story! I had my two weeks of drinking, smoking, fucking, partying, and classes I guess before everything changed.