Naughty old Ladies.

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  1. Drifterwood

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    I was chatting to a 75 year old lady yesterday. I say chatting, but actually I was having to shout even though she had a hearing aid. I looked away at something and when I looked back to her, she was crotch watching me :eek:

    It was the best I could do not to start giggling. :biggrin1:

    Do you Ladies ever intend to stop or are you going to grow old disgracefully?
     
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    I can't speak for anyone else but I intend to grow old VERY disgracefully!
     
  3. ManlyBanisters

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    I don't ever intend to stop checking out bulges....
     
  5. whatireallywant

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    That's like the female version of the "dirty old man"...

    In other words, it's what I will be like when I get old! :biggrin1:
     
  6. Mr. Snakey

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    The do make up for it when they take their teeth out.:wink:
     
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    We all owe you for that vision :biggrin1:
     
  8. Mr. Snakey

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    Sorry about that i couldnt help it.:biggrin1:
     
  9. ManlyBanisters

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    Ah shaddup and take your teeth out! :eek::eek:

    :biggrin1::wink:
     
  10. Mr. Snakey

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    My teeth are real. It would have to be with pliers:eek::biggrin1:
     
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    In your mind until you meet me eye to eye if you d
    Many ladies get better as they age. I doubt if "we" will ever stop.
    BTW what was it in her that made your crotch worthy of watching? Did she properly inspire your bulge? :dunno:
     
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    What's so disgraceful about her behavior? :confused: What's good for the goose is good for the gander I say. :wink:

    Like the old Oil of Olay commercial I don't intend to grow old gracefully. I intend to fight it every step of the way. If that means crotch watching and sex with debonair, young men such as yourself . . . so be it. :cool: :biggrin1:

    I had heard of that. My question is how do you know Mr. Snakey? :tongue:
     
  13. Mr. Snakey

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    Oh its just a hunch.:redface::biggrin1:
     
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    Or at least that is what it looks like when he wears it slung over his shoulder...

    :rolleyes::biggrin1:
     
  15. Mr. Snakey

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    Oh thats funny.:biggrin1:
     
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    I'm going to be a bad old lady lmao.
     
  17. Mr. Snakey

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    Yes and such a pretty and smart one:wink::smile:
     
  18. D_Portelay Porquesword

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    The spirit is always willing even though the flesh may be week. lol
     
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    It's a little shocking but natural and normal I think. They have needs still.

    I saw one lost on my bulge she looked really enjoying the sight i was lucky to be on a crawled place or i could have been kidnapped like the boy on the video. :biggrin1:
     
  20. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    old ladies are even more perverted than dirty old men. sometimes my grandma even shocks me with the things she says!! LOL
     
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