Naughty old Ladies.

[Drifterwood]

I was chatting to a 75 year old lady yesterday. I say chatting, but actually I was having to shout even though she had a hearing aid. I looked away at something and when I looked back to her, she was crotch watching me

It was the best I could do not to start giggling. :biggrin1:

Do you Ladies ever intend to stop or are you going to grow old disgracefully?

 

[Runco]

I can't speak for anyone else but I intend to grow old VERY disgracefully!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

YouTube - Harry Enfield - The Old Ladies at the Gas Station

:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

I don't ever intend to stop checking out bulges....

 

[whatireallywant]

That's like the female version of the "dirty old man"...

In other words, it's what I will be like when I get old! :biggrin1:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

I was chatting to a 75 year old lady yesterday. I say chatting, but actually I was having to shout even though she had a hearing aid. I looked away at something and when I looked back to her, she was crotch watching me

It was the best I could do not to start giggling. :biggrin1:

Do you Ladies ever intend to stop or are you going to grow old disgracefully?

The do make up for it when they take their teeth out.:wink:

 

[Drifterwood]

The do make up for it when they take their teeth out.:wink:

We all owe you for that vision :biggrin1:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

We all owe you for that vision :biggrin1:

Sorry about that i couldnt help it.:biggrin1:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Sorry about that i couldnt help it.:biggrin1:

Ah shaddup and take your teeth out!

:biggrin1::wink:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Ah shaddup and take your teeth out!

:biggrin1::wink:

My teeth are real. It would have to be with pliers:biggrin1:

 

[B_mylipswet]

Many ladies get better as they age. I doubt if "we" will ever stop.
BTW what was it in her that made your crotch worthy of watching? Did she properly inspire your bulge? :dunno:

 

[Principessa]

I was chatting to a 75 year old lady yesterday. I say chatting, but actually I was having to shout even though she had a hearing aid. I looked away at something and when I looked back to her, she was crotch watching me

It was the best I could do not to start giggling. :biggrin1:

Do you Ladies ever intend to stop or are you going to grow old disgracefully?

What's so disgraceful about her behavior? What's good for the goose is good for the gander I say. :wink:

Like the old Oil of Olay commercial I don't intend to grow old gracefully. I intend to fight it every step of the way. If that means crotch watching and sex with debonair, young men such as yourself . . . so be it. :biggrin1:

They do make up for it when they take their teeth out.:wink:

I had heard of that. My question is how do you know Mr. Snakey? :tongue:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

What's so disgraceful about her behavior? What's good for the goose is good for the gander I say. :wink:

Like the old Oil of Olay commercial I don't intend to grow old gracefully. I intend to fight it every step of the way. If that means crotch watching and sex with debonair, young men such as yourself . . . so be it. :biggrin1:

I had heard of that. My question is how do you know Mr. Snakey? :tongue:

Oh its just a hunch.:redface::biggrin1:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Oh its just a hunch.:redface::biggrin1:

Or at least that is what it looks like when he wears it slung over his shoulder...

:biggrin1:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Or at least that is what it looks like when he wears it slung over his shoulder...

:biggrin1:

Oh thats funny.:biggrin1:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I'm going to be a bad old lady lmao.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

I'm going to be a bad old lady lmao.

Yes and such a pretty and smart one:wink::smile:

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

The spirit is always willing even though the flesh may be week. lol

 

[cofrader]

It's a little shocking but natural and normal I think. They have needs still.

I saw one lost on my bulge she looked really enjoying the sight i was lucky to be on a crawled place or i could have been kidnapped like the boy on the video. :biggrin1:

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

old ladies are even more perverted than dirty old men. sometimes my grandma even shocks me with the things she says!! LOL