Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.....

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  1. LittleDicky

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    1. Talk about huge breasts!

    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3. It's Cool Whip time!

    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

    5. That's one terrific spread!

    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10. Don't play with your meat.

    11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up!

    :tongue:

     
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    Thats good. Very funny......:biggrin1:
     
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    Mmmm your meat is nice and juicy.
     
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    When can we pardon the turkey? *wink wink*
     
  6. Deno

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    just stick your hand in there and yank it out.

    you want to get the skin all buttered up

    it's best if it's tented

    if it's not in long enough it won't be done right

    put it on the table and lets get started

    I like your meat gravy
     
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    I'd like a good serving of white and dark meat.

    More stuffing, Mother?
     
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    Did you inject the meat this year?
     
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