NBC Olympic Gaffes..Unbelievable!

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  1. D_VictorVikkiTielVictoria

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    Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Olympics, which they would like to take back:


    1. Weight-lifting commentator:
    'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

    2. Dressage commentator:

    'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'


    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
    I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

    4. Boxing Analyst:

    'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'


    5. Softball announcer:
    'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

    6. Basketball analyst:

    He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'


    7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
    'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'


    8. Soccer commentator:
    'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'


    9. Tennis commentator:
    'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

     
  2. Pecker

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    Them's jokes, son. And hilarious at that (especially Gregorieva's snatch.)
     
  3. Mr. Snakey

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    Thats funny:biggrin1:
     
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    OMG! Those are too funny and just when I desparately needed a laugh. Thank you!
     
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