Nebraska Man Stuffs Cat Inside Bong

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Nebraska Man Stuffs Cat Inside Bong

OMAHA, Neb. — A man who tried to mellow out his cat by stuffing her into a homemade bong is facing criminal charges—and catcalls from animal lovers. Authorities cited a 20-year-old man on suspicion of animal cruelty Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a contraption that had a cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base. The man told Lancaster County sheriff's deputies the 6-month-old female named Shadow had been hyper and that he was trying to calm her down.
It's a kitten, of course it's going to be active! :mad: That dumbass needs to be slapped. Perhaps he should have used the bong, as he needed to be more mellow and not reactionary.
 

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Nebraska Man Stuffs Cat Inside Bong

It's a kitten, of course it's going to be active! :mad: That dumbass needs to be slapped. Perhaps he should have used the bong, as he needed to be more mellow and not reactionary.

It's become well known to criminologist's{profilers} that cruelty to animals is a keystone trait in serial killers.
 

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My cat apparently loves weed. In the summer the stench of it would drift up from the apartment below and there would be my cat, nose pressed to the screen, trying to catch as much of it as she could.

Catnip she has no use for. Go figure.
 

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A six month old cat has to have either broken legs or a debilitating disease for it not to be hyper.:rolleyes: Clearly this yutz has no experience with puddy tats. Maybe HE should be stuffed into a bong- while it's lit!